Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Politics and Animals this time ’round
(Associated Press)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
(Associated Press)
FILED UNDER: Uncategorized, Associated Press, Contests
“Damn, they found where I put that miserable bitch, Miss Beazley.”
J.
“Barney, are you sure this is where you buried Jenna’s ‘magic bone?'”
J.
“Plant that tree faster, dammit! I don’t know how much longer I can hold it!”
J.
“…and thanks to Barney, we have finally found where Saddam hid his WMDs.”
J.
“…and here’s where Barney buried the shoes he stole from White House correspondents. It’s strictly a coincidence that he only took those shoes of those representing the networks who cut away from the President’s news converence last week.”
J.
“…and here is where we found Helen Thomas after Barney tried to bury her. It’s not his fault — she really does look and smell dead to a dog.”
J.
“. . . and so we put it here, next to John Kerry’s presidential hopes.”
“And as a result of the 3-day U.S.-France war of 2006, here lies Chirac. Come ‘ere boy, right here on the grave….good boy!”
“And so under the new rules, we put the filibustering senator up to his next in this anthill. In return, we agree to not limit his time.”
“I don’t care if he sold us a BILLION barrels of oil a day. The man grabbed my hand and kissed me, dammit.”
“We’re gonna need more pooper scoopers. And Barney, no more eating all of Helen Thomas’ bran muffins. Bad dog!”
Gardening has gone upscale. The President now encourages Americans to plant and weed with a few friends properly spiffed up in their Sunday best.
Barney was allowed to roam the grounds as a matter of routine. The Bush’s larger dog, Fluffy, on the other hand, was usually put on a secure leash.
(Fluffy reffernce: Harry Potter, “Prisoner”)
“I just spend four hours burying the dog.”
“Four hours to bury a dog?!”
“Well, he wouldn’t keep still. He kept wriggling about, howling.”
“He’s not dead then.”
“Yes, but he’s not at all a well dog, and since I’m going to be away for a week I thought I better bury him just to be on the safe side”
“Oh, yes. Don’t want to come home from a summit meeting to a dead dog.”
So while Miss Beazley causes a gap in the recording, President Bush explains the latest Rove plan on dealing with Senators who obstruct the Republican legislative plans without offering alternatives.
Famed “dog whisperer” Jeff Jones said he translated the woofs as: “It’s not like there’s a war on, or anything.”
The Goldwater Wing of the Republican Party 1964-2000
I’ll tell ya he’s small, but damn! he craps like a horse!
“Boys, that bitch, Beazley, did her business on the white shovel so why don’t we take turns using the brown one?”
“I am a dog of substance! Look who’s cleaning pu after me!”
Woof…woof..rrr…woof
Oh , Goody ! They got me muh own Doggie Wading Pool just for Widdle Ole Me !