Outside the Beltway

Comments

1. Brandon Jaynes says:
   Monday, 16 May 2005 at 08:02

   “I’d hit it.”
2. Eric says:
   Monday, 16 May 2005 at 08:32

   “Fingercuffs!”
3. Brian J. says:
   Monday, 16 May 2005 at 08:45

   It’s an American joke George Bush told me: Pull my thumb.
4. T. Harris says:
   Monday, 16 May 2005 at 10:15

   “We’re still on the same page, right Vlad?”
5. Maggie says:
   Monday, 16 May 2005 at 10:28

   “Oil for food? My lips are sealed, Puti-puti.”
6. Laurence Simon says:
   Monday, 16 May 2005 at 11:04

   “Try to guess where my other thumb is, Vladimir.”
7. lawhawk says:
   Monday, 16 May 2005 at 11:58

   Here are three:

   ~Is the UNSCAM coverup proceeding as planned Jacques? Yes, Vlad, we’ve got a Newsweek story that is to die for running this very week.

   ~Hey, did you catch Condi in those boots? GRWWWW!

   ~The plans for the Death Star will soon be in our hands, and the rebellion will be crushed. All that has happened is as it was foreseen.
8. Sgt Fluffy says:
   Monday, 16 May 2005 at 12:21

   Ya think I could pull out a plum boss?
9. The Man says:
   Monday, 16 May 2005 at 13:38

   Rock covers paper, Chirac wins!
10. Bithead says:
    Monday, 16 May 2005 at 14:53

    “You can get your thumb out of my ass anytme, now, Carmine….”
11. leelu says:
    Monday, 16 May 2005 at 14:53

    Hooonneeee, who *is* this funny-smelling guy and why is he looking at you like that!?
12. McGehee says:
    Monday, 16 May 2005 at 15:11

    “Hey Vlad — nice ass!”

    “Thanks, Jacques. I’ve been hitting the gym.”
13. Kent says:
    Monday, 16 May 2005 at 15:32

    “Lyndon B. Johnson, Martha Stewart and Vladimir Putin walk into a bar, and the bartender asks them, ‘What is this, some kind of joke?'”
14. Fuzzie says:
    Monday, 16 May 2005 at 15:34

    Not with you.
15. Beefy395 says:
    Monday, 16 May 2005 at 18:57

    “PPPffffffttttt”

    Lady: Oh my god Vlad, you stink!!!!

    Man on left: Good one Mr Putin….Borscht
    again for dinner last night?

    Putin: Da, it was a bit wet too!!
16. Riddley Hono says:
    Monday, 16 May 2005 at 18:58

    She’s into thumbs being sucked ,only !!!
17. Lorg Skyegon says:
    Monday, 16 May 2005 at 19:24

    Thumbo baby!
18. richmac says:
    Monday, 16 May 2005 at 23:50

    En France, ceci signifie que vous sucez!
19. Maniakes says:
    Monday, 16 May 2005 at 23:59

    “As a matter of fact, Vlad, I HAVE always wanted to have a threesome with two world leaders. Is Jacque up for it?”
20. John Burgess says:
    Tuesday, 17 May 2005 at 00:10

    I offer my condolences, Vladimir… with a putz only this long, I’d want an army to feel like a man, too.
21. mhking says:
    Tuesday, 17 May 2005 at 15:44

    “I’d buy THAT for a dollar!”
22. OJ says:
    Tuesday, 17 May 2005 at 18:25

    Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite?
23. Patrick Deck says:
    Wednesday, 18 May 2005 at 17:06

    “I will give you 3,000 Swiss Francs and a night with my wife Svetlana if you give me Condi Rice’s phone number”