Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(REUTERS/Jason Lee)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

FILED UNDER: Contests, ,
Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. query: communist China

  2. Bithead says:

    It’s our new search engine mascot; It doesn’t find a damn thing, but it sure is cute to look at.

  3. Sgt Fluffy says:

    How can you hate Communism when they have such cute puppie dog mascots

  4. Rachel Edith says:

    Not just dinner anymore! China has gone to the dogs. (While transitioning, it is best to leash your pet.)

  5. Kenny says:

    Dear Mom,

    Just got my new posting. Hope to rise through the ranks soon. Look at this spiffy uniform! If that doesn’t get me promoted I don’t know what will. But I have an ace in the hole. Cuteness is rewarded in the infantry!

  6. You there with the camera, move along there is nothing to see here, the dog is not colorful.

    This was the scene as a colorful dog accidentally was shipped to China, it was immediately repainted grey an fitted with it’s official uniform.

  7. the Pirate says:

    A Chinese Policeman guards much need food supplies for North Korea.

  8. John Burgess says:

    1. MSN & Google, shrugging off condemnation, join hands and jump the dog in Peijing.

    2. George Galloway find his place in the world.

  9. Rodney Dill says:

    You should’ve seen my picture for the Year of the Cock.

  10. FreakyBoy says:

    The recently completed Boxer Rebellion Memorial in Beijing is the unfortunate, yet predictable, result of decades of purging and rewriting history.

  11. Maggie says:

    When The Year of the Dog arrived, Google executives mistakenly thought it gave them an excuse to become China’s newest lapdog.

  12. G A PHILLIPS says:

    Wang, stand still, America big dumb puppy behind you.

  13. spacemonkey says:

    Chinese military were on hand to insure Chinese dislexia sufferers did not celebrate ‘Year of the God’

  14. Noreaster says:

    Ah, so Yankee Imperialist pig, you wish to suffer the wrath of our latest invincible weapon?

  15. Gaijin Biker says:

    Chang was quite proud of his monstrous, brightly-colored dog, even if it couldn’t jump worth a damn.

  16. Gaijin Biker says:

    The third-ranked hit for a Google China image search on “tiananmen square”.

  17. Gaijin Biker says:

    Imperialist fools! Your McGruff the so-called “Crime Dog” is no match for our fearsome and mighty Ying Ying!

  18. yetanotherjohn says:

    Note to self. Never drop acid while touring the forbidden city. The language barrier is tough enough without trying to work in the concept of the policeman’s imminent danger of being licked to death by a psychedelic puppy.

  19. anjin-san says:

    Don’t laugh Yankee, a few more years of Bush and we will own your asses…

  20. McGehee says:

    Outside the premiere of Disney’s new Chinese-language version of a classic movie: “Rady and the Tlamp.”

  21. Maniakes says:

    Let’s paint our dogs in accordance with the socialist lifestyle!

  22. Steven L. says:

    At last, after years of working on the secret project, we are ready to take on the Japanese and their damn godzilla.

  23. “Everyone, please stay away from the brown acid.”

    “I am smiling.”

  24. Running dog capitalists will never be taken seriously by north korea!

  25. Bithead says:

    * “That’s no beagle, it’s a mongrel,” mutters Ching Wang.

    * Anyone got a shovel?

    * Between the dog and the uniform, I’ma chick MAGNET.

    * Chinese Soldiers are taught important things from this trainer. For example, the need for turning around 27 times before lying down.

    * Chinese Dogmatism… which is really Chinese Puppyism after a tremendous growth spurt.

    * Well, the Chinese claim they’re agnostic. So why’d this guy just say “Why ME, Dog?”

    * Pardon me… your dog just crapped on my tank.

    * BAD DOG! Now, Drop the nice dictator!

    * Sorry… my dog ate the internet connection

    * Dogbert’s Ruling Class? What’s that?

    * To make it worse, she SHEDS something AWFUL.

    * Don’t worry… I’m just out Woking the dog.

    * Every dog has his day. This one takes a month and a half.

    * We call it “Fidonet”

    * The spot remover didn’t work. Now what?

    * The Resturant owner couldn’t beleive the size of the doggie bag.

    * Bok Choy loves his dog. The dog wishes he wouldn’t do that.

    * There was a UFO sighting outside Bejing today. The UFO was nearly caught by this dog, who clearly thought it was a Frisbee.

    * Yes, Ma’am. You say this dog ate your husband?

  26. Since China’s one birth policy has been extended to dogs, more plastic ones have been filling in at Chinese functions.

  27. McCain says:

    Chinese restaurant owner returns from the neigborhood hunt.

  28. DaveD says:

    Bob’s Big Boy franchises in Asia had to tweak their PR strategy a bit to appeal to oriental tastes. “Sit, Eat, Good Boy!”

  29. Sergeant Happy and the Happy Happy Dog? But I googled “Chinese Human Rights Violoations”!

  30. the man says:

    Have you seen Jack Bauer?

  31. Ingress says:

    He say Bow Wow.
    I say Kung Pow.
    We learn each other’s language.

  32. “A Nation’s progress can be judged by how they treat their animals.”-Gandi

  33. Bithead says:

    He wery adwanced. He barwk in Engrish.