Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will announce their candidacy Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Timmer says:

    Hillaryyyyyyy…come on, calm down, you know I’m kidding. I kid, I’m a kidder. It’s out of love.

  2. “I Invented The Internet, Tree Hugging And Rodney Dill.”

  3. LJD says:

    ‘So when Bill asked me to come into his office and check out what Monica was doing, I said Heyyy….’

  4. “Ave Maria…”

  5. Bithead says:

    * What am I doing in this tunnel, and what’s that light?

    * Al Gore reacts to the police presence.

    * Temba, his hands raised

    * Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight!

    * See? No more DT’s… steady as a rock

    * OK, Al… raise your RIGHT hand.

    * Al Gore wordlessly gives his answer to the terrorists

  6. Josh Cohen says:

    “I did not have sexual relations with… aw, hell, even THAT won’t make me as cool as Bill…”

  7. “It Took A Team Of Surgeons And A San Fransisco Bath House Towel Boy To Pull The 2000 Presidential Election Out Of My Ass, But I’m O.K.”

  8. Macker says:

    “Now throw your hands in the air!
    And wave ’em like you just don’t care!
    And if you’re ready to rock with ALGORE and the Dems
    Let me hear you say HELL YEAH!

  9. SgtFluffy says:

    And thats when I walked up to Hillary and went…HONK, HONK…..After that is blurry

  10. Rodney Dill says:

    Well he helped invent the need for Rodney Dill, anyway.

  11. Fersboo says:

    Baby got back!

  12. Thank you , Thank you, you know back when I was starring in March of the Penguins , I discovered that George Bush has place a secret heating machine at the south pole to furhter his destruction of the environment..

  13. 10 different recounts and we finally found the one that really elected me President.

  14. Chris says:

    If they like this mime in a shrinking box bit, they’re gonna go nuts when I start walking against the wind!

  15. Roger Ridenour says:

    –Hey, don’t blame me. I didn’t vote for him!

  16. Ingress says:

    “I invented George Mason University. Go Patriots!”

  17. jacob says:

    Now hold on there – I know bush is an asshole and dumb as a box of rocks but I don’t think we can impeach him for that. Now if someone were to give him a blow job that might do it. Unfortunately even laura won’t do that.

  18. No. Please. No. Please. Thank you, but no. I’m sorry, but the answer is no. I really, really do not plan on running for president again, so please no more…Okay, ask me one more time.

  19. “There Are Ten Reasons Why I Wanted To Be President, But Unfortunately I Forgot To Write Them Down.”

  20. Mark says:

    Is his the gesture you’re referring to? I don’t know because I’m not Italian…

  21. Scott_T says:

    1) Why yes I can assure you that the US Government would have NOOO problem with your Somolian Government-sponsored company taking control of our port management contracts. The Democratic party has ensured that people of your stature can do no wrong in America.

    2) Why yes the gig is up, I do write Helen Thomas’s questions for White House press briefings. How did you know?

  22. Jim Henley says:

    “Howard Kaloogian’s photo of a typical block in downtown Baghdad demonstrates the calm the MSM don’t want you to see!”

  23. Maggie says:

    Guests at the Annual MENSA Dinner were confounded after Al Gore explained he was saving energy whenever he discussed global warming by only using 10% of his brain power.

  24. Maggie says:

    This little piggy went to market…this little piggy stayed home…

  25. Maggie says:

    So then I told her: “Hold on, Tipper, you know I haven’t been able to get it up since W stole the election.”

  26. Maggie says:

    “Awww, you shouldn’t have…an honorary Oscar for best actor in a comedy!”

  27. Maggie says:

    Al-Gore still can’t do the Macarena!

  28. jacob says:

    �Howard Kaloogian�s photo of a typical block in downtown Baghdad demonstrates the calm the MSM don�t want you to see!�

    You’re kidding about this right? The photo was of a block in Istanbul. Kaloogian claims not to know how that happened. When pressed to show us a real photo of Baghdad the best he could come up with was a photo taken from an airplane window.

    He is an R running to replace the Dukestir in CA, The Dukestir also an R as many of you remember is doing time for corruption and bribery.

    So we have a liar running for the office formerly occupied by a convicted thief. Nice going repubs.

  29. Jim Henley says:

    Uh, Jacob? It was my entry. The joke, you see, is that Kaloogian is presenting this photo of Al Gore at a lectern AS a picture of B – ah, maybe I should rephrase.

    ENTRY: This picture of downtown Baghdad, taken by Howard Kaloogian, demonstrates the orderly calm the MSM doesn’t want you to see!

  30. DaveD says:

    Despite an earlier reluctance to do so, Al Gore finally clarifies what size lockbox he had been talking about.

  31. Maggie says:

    â??If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve.â??

    (ooops, wrong Dummocrat…that was LBJ.)

    Yes, Yes, I will serve.

  32. vader says:

    “Don’t shoot! Don’t shoot! … Will this never end?”

  33. Elmo says:

    A) He’s got the whole world in His hands,
    He’s got the whole world in His hands …
    B) Hey, just let me say one word ….. diarrhea.
    C) They told me to just show up, and open my mouth, and that people would laugh. And they were right (spelled conservative).
    D) Hallelujah, can I have an amen brother?
    E) The Dems push back and Osama surrenders!!!!! News at Ten.

  34. Even the shadows of Al Gore’s hands have had enough as they begin to reach for his throat…

  35. Apparently, there are no controlling fashion authorities either.

  36. “Kobe, I’m open!”

  37. ken says:

    No, really. I’m Al Gore. Darrell Hammond always impersonates Bill, not me.

  38. “I, for one, welcome our new Islamic overlords.”

  39. And then, suddenly, in mid-sentence, Al Gore became self-aware, and all of the nonsense he had been spouting for years flooded into his consciousness. He paused, walked off the stage and was never heard from again.

  40. “Throughout most of my life, I raised tobacco, I want you to know that with my own hands, all of my life, I put it in the plant beds and transferred it. I’ve hoed it, I’ve dug in it, I’ve sprayed it, I’ve chopped it, I’ve shredded it, spiked it, put it in the barn and stripped it and sold it.”

  41. Al Gore, the Human Wrong, addresses the Human Rights Campaign in Los Angeles. (Reuters/Phil McCarten)

  42. “I’m not wearing any pants. Film at 11.”

  43. After about five minutes, the crowd grew restless and began to wonder just how long Al Gore was going to stay in his “Han Solo frozen in carbonitee” pose.

  44. In hindsight, it is clear that the second clue we had that Al Gore is a robot came when his polycarbonate synthetic skin began to wear out and light started to leak out from his fingertips.

  45. “Karenna taught me this new dance move — I’m razing the wall.”

  46. “Global warming? I’m chill to that tip Mack Daddy.”

  47. Comical Al says, “They are not in Baghdad. They are not in control of any airport. I tell you this. It is all a lie. They lie. It is a Hollywood movie. You do not believe them.”

    Comical Al says, “Our estimates are that none of them will come out alive unless they surrender to us quickly.”

    Comical Al didn’t have the same affection for Bush of whom he said: “He is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can’t understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid president.”

  48. Don Surber says:

    I invented Brokeback

  49. mannning says:

    Hold it! Hold it! I really don’t deserve this applause! Yet.

  50. Bithead says:

    (singing)… “On the gooood ship…. Lollypop….”

  51. “And you may ask yourself,
    What is that beautiful Whitehouse?
    And you may ask yourself,
    Where does that Internet highway go?
    And you may ask yourself
    Am I right? …am I wrong?
    And you may tell yourself,
    My god!…what have I done?”

  52. “Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!”

  53. What, Deepak Chopra wasn’t available?

  54. And then, like Daphne pursued by Apollo, Al Gore suddenly sprouted leaves and roots, though, admittedly, this was an almost daily occurrence for Al and was not cause by the divine intervention of Peneus.

  55. Rodney Dill says:

    Charles just can’t say enough about Al Gore
    (but he’s trying)


  56. Maggie says:

    “Damn,” thought Maggie, as the morning dawn pulled her from the depths of REM, “it was just another wet dream. She won’t have Al-Gore to kick around any more: the DNC will never let him run in ’08.”

  57. DaveD says:

    Al Gore begins his step-by-step demonstration of how to hug a tree.

  58. FormerHostage says:

    how I love ya, how I love ya…

  59. FormerHostage says:

    Algore practices his invisible wall mime schtick.

  60. Rodney, Al is one of my favorite foils… or perhaps my muse just works in mysterious ways.

  61. Former Vice President Al Gore reacting to Vice President Dick Cheney’s hunting trip offer.

  62. Rachel Edith says:

    “It was good while it lasted but I am through inventing stuff.”

  63. Bithead says:

    The former Vice President tries to catch a clue.

  64. McCain says:

    A heroic Al Gore attempts to push the world a little farther from the sun.

  65. Timmer says:

    As the former Veep started another one of his anti-Bush rants, Karl Rove’s “Vast Right-Wing Ninja Geese of Death” crawl slowwwllly toward his neck.

  66. I am running agaaaaain for President in 2008. This time I’ll be on the Republican Ballot…Hah! April Fools. Ha, ha. I got you on that one.

  67. Patrick D says:

    And so I sez to Bill,

    Did ya hear about the new radio station K-PMS ? 6 days a week it plays the Blues and on the 7th day it plays RAGTIME!

    yuk yuk yuk

  68. MajorDad1984 says:

    Sir, I said get your hands BEHIND your head and interlace your fingers!