Thursday, May 11, 2006
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
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Ace moves in for the attack.
You must be this tall to sack NYC.
A reminder to all civilizations to upgrade their Navy
Send us your… Pirates?
“Take Me To Your Ladder, I’ll See Your Leader Later.”
The pirates sailing parade in support of their right for an amnesty on illegal immigration, raping, pillaging and burning was lightly attended.
Send us your tired, your poor, you huddled masses yearning to be free of ninjas.
Pi-rates About 3.14
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Give me your tired, your yachtsmen…
Hey, pirates! You think you’re smelly? Get a whiff of a 120-year-old underarm! Arrgh!
Cap’n, look, it’s eyes follow us when we move…creepy!
The crew of the Black Pearl, once again cursed, did not attract that much suspicion in New York City. They did earn a decent living as cabbies however.
“All Condoms On Deck!”
“Give me your tired, your poor, your weird …”
“They look tired but not poor. Do they look huddled? Ahhh now, refuse is in the eye of the beholder. Definitely, assuredly tempest-tost. Welcome mates. C’mon ashore me hearties.”
1) Yarrgh! Amnesty for all!
2) What you can’t see in this picture are the 6 pirates “Hangin Out” on the other side of Lady Liberty’s torch
3) The captain suddenly told the crew to turn hard right back to sea when he suspected the points of Liberty’s crowns to be “Hanging Polls.”
Ted Kennedy and Ted Stevens are caught sneaking back to the US mainland after running a clandestine reconnaissance operation on the wind farm location in Nantucket Sound.
French battleship arrives to reclaim an old gift.
Sorry, this entrance is closed. Have you tried Florida? Or perhaps along the Mexican border?
The Homeland Security Agency has announced that New York has a major problem with its early warning system. Apparently Miss Liberty cannot send out an alert for “two if by sea.”
Heading up the Hudson, Pittsburgh fans foolishly dream of a World Series “battle” with New York.
Ahoy! Begging ye pardon ye tall Green wench, Which be the way to Pittsburg?
Yee landlubbin’ scurvey ridden maniacs! Yar blew it up! Arrrrrrr! Damn yee! God damn yeeÃ¢ï¿½ï¿½all ta hell!
September 19th came early this year, Yarr!
In the finest tradition of our immigrant heritage, President Bush proposes a Guest Bilker Program.
We have just learned that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s 17-page letter to Dubya was just a “stall for time”. It has now become apparent that he had actually ordered the Iranian Navy to commence its attack on The Evil Satan before the letter was even dropped in the mail.
While yesterday’s immigrants stopped at Ellis Island, today’s illegals bypass our laws, leaving us to wonder “Why we don’t send them up the river?”
Desperately Seeking Amnesty.
After strident questioning from OTB regarding her numerous entries, Maggie sheepishly responded, “But Lady Liberty has always been an inspiration to me.”
You don’t look so friggin poor, tired or huddled. Let alone one of the masses.
Right-wing bloggers have positioned an advance team in preparation to “swift-boat” the Senator from New York in 2008. Dems are sure to cry: “we wuz robbed.”
(n.b. OTB – You have my solemn VOW, THIS is the LAST submission I will make for this pic! Does anyone have the phone number for Captioners Anonymous?)
Bring me your tired, your hungry, your poor scripts…
After the Immigration Reform Act of 2006, this year’s four legally allowed immigrants came in together on a catamaran.
Sailor 1: “This water’s cold.”
Sailor 2: “Depp too.”
Ahmedinejad announces Iran’s new nuclear powered aircraft carrier and boldly sails it right up the Hudson.
“Ain’t That The Woman That Played On West Wing?”
“I Hope She Takes Master Card.”
Caption This One (060512)…
(U.S. Air Force photo/Robbin Cresswell)
Looks like this is going to be a Friday night thing from now on. Now that I’ve got a real job again, I’m just not able to get to it in the morning anymore.
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In other news, some American Islamic groups scream “racist” when coast guard catches Mohammad Attah’s retarded younger brother attempting to take out another NY landmark…
“Arr! Avast boys! ‘Tis the very monster I saw that night Cook prepared those most peculiar mushrooms!”
Illegal Immigrant’s are pirates and should be torched by Justice through presidential approval…and a “guest worker program.”
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