Caption Contest Winners

The Half a Bubble Off Plum Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(AP Photo/Jacob Silberberg)

The Winners:

First: DaveD – “Uh, when I said to bring the bazooka…”

Second: T. Harris – “Goddammit Myers, cut that out! You’re enlarging your target profile.”

Third: Mr. Right“Look, soldier, I don’t know how to tell you this, but you know those little foil packets they gave out with our personal hygiene kits… well, that ain’t bubble gum!”

Honorable Mention:

Mythilt – Dammit myers! We need that for humvee repairs?

radio free fred – “Walk Out About Thirty Five Yards And Turn Side Ways, I Need To Check My Sights.”

BitheadYou know, John, I get the impression you’re not taking this all very seriously

GOP and CollegeCripes Yoshi! I just wasted 6 people cause I thought I heard gunfire, and it was just your loud ass gum-popping? Frikkin idiot.

George – By the way, I like that thing around your neck…

The Iraq – The Musical – Award:

FormerHostage: Who can kill a wacko?
Stop his facist dreams?
Riddle him with bullets,
And giggle at his screams.

The Candyman can.
The Candyman can.

The Candyman can make,
Islamofacists quake.
As they’re dying in the ditches.
Instead of virgins and G*d’s riches,
They’ll all be punk’d as Satan’s b*tches.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“So are we gonna have another incident where you set off the ambush early?”

“Which Al-Zarqawi Deep Thoughts trading card came with your gum?”

“Orbit gum? well just don’t smile after dark, you’ll give away our location.”

“Next time bring Red Bull, you’ll get airborne faster.”

The The Monday contest is already pillaging New York.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.