Caption Contest Winners
The Half a Bubble Off Plum Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Jacob Silberberg)
The Winners:
First: DaveD – “Uh, when I said to bring the bazooka…”
Second: T. Harris – “Goddammit Myers, cut that out! You’re enlarging your target profile.”
Third: Mr. Right – “Look, soldier, I don’t know how to tell you this, but you know those little foil packets they gave out with our personal hygiene kits… well, that ain’t bubble gum!”
Honorable Mention:
Mythilt – Dammit myers! We need that for humvee repairs?
radio free fred – “Walk Out About Thirty Five Yards And Turn Side Ways, I Need To Check My Sights.”
Bithead – You know, John, I get the impression you’re not taking this all very seriously
GOP and College – Cripes Yoshi! I just wasted 6 people cause I thought I heard gunfire, and it was just your loud ass gum-popping? Frikkin idiot.
George – By the way, I like that thing around your neck…
The Iraq – The Musical – Award:
FormerHostage: Who can kill a wacko?
Stop his facist dreams?
Riddle him with bullets,
And giggle at his screams.The Candyman can.
The Candyman can.The Candyman can make,
Islamofacists quake.
As they’re dying in the ditches.
Instead of virgins and G*d’s riches,
They’ll all be punk’d as Satan’s b*tches.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“So are we gonna have another incident where you set off the ambush early?”
“Which Al-Zarqawi Deep Thoughts trading card came with your gum?”
“Orbit gum? well just don’t smile after dark, you’ll give away our location.”
“Next time bring Red Bull, you’ll get airborne faster.”
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The Monday contest is already pillaging New York.
