Caption Contest Winners

The Chee-burger Chee-burger! Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AP Photo/Dita Alangkara)


First: Ingress – “I am a very attractive man with excellent body hair and my woman must be at least this tall to receive the gifts of my hirsute passion.” (yea, …and my wife is Kathy Najimy… yea… that’s the ticket)

Second: Formerhostage – I’m a little despot, short and stout…

Third: MattOur warhead? It is about this… Wait! You have tricked me, you zionist pigdog!

Honorable Mention:

Kent“Oh, Waiter… there’s a Jew in my soup!”

radio free fred – “And Many Tall Women Don’t Think I’m Sponge Worthy.”

Maggie – Questioned about his BAL (blood alcohol level), the President indicated he only drank “about this much” daily.

Scott_T – Yes I’ll admit I did it. I had beans last night.

DaveD – Sensing the power of his 24 hour deodorant is beginning to wane, Ahmadinejad discreetly rubs his arm pit on the floral arrangement at the speakers’ podium.

Eric J“The sign said ‘You must be this tall to nuke the Zionists’ so I turned around and went home.” (Sounds reasonable to me)

Devoid of Political Inclination Award:

David Harris – “I’m serious. This is how big Barry Bonds’ head is now!”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

No nukes for you!

OK, who ordered the lamb kabobs?

I’m a little Despot
I rant and pout,
With Oil I finagle
to push you about

when Iran is nuked up
I will shout
‘Push the button’
blast da jews out.
(With a start from Formerhostage)

The The Thursday contest is already preventing border incursions.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Lunacy says:

    “I�m a little despot, short and stout�”