Caption Contest Winners
The Lemguins Marching Into The Sea Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Natacha Pisarenko/FILE)
First: charles austin – Moments later, in Mel Gibson’s Antarcticalypto, the penguins turn on their human benefactors…
Second: Mythilt – The Disney corporation decided to go with lemmings after the first attempt at creating a mass drowning suicide failed.
Third: yetanotherjohn – Nifong conducts a lineup for a child to determine what species of animal attacked her.
Gollum – The environmentalists cheered, not knowing that merely 110 meters offshore an equally jubilant orca was awaiting the arrival of lunch.
elliot – Would you quit saying… ”It’s either sink or swim”
Lionel – “Hey, I thought this was supposed to be a formal event? I wore my tux for this?”
The Priceless Moment Award
charles austin – Rags to wipe oil off penguins: $4.00
Patagonia outerwear: $840.00
Sony Blu-Ray TV Camera: $4,200.00
Feeling superior to the rest of humanity: Priceless
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
In yet another show of power, Charles Rangel kicks the penguins out of antarctica.
“…and if I hear ‘black and white and red all over’ just one more time I’ll…”
The Emperor has no clothes
“The last time I heard photographers complaining about the smell of fish this much was for the Hilton/Spears shoot.”