Caption Contest Winners

The Lemguins Marching Into The Sea Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(AP Photo/Natacha Pisarenko/FILE)

The Winners:

First: charles austinMoments later, in Mel Gibson’s Antarcticalypto, the penguins turn on their human benefactors…

Second: Mythilt – The Disney corporation decided to go with lemmings after the first attempt at creating a mass drowning suicide failed.

Third: yetanotherjohnNifong conducts a lineup for a child to determine what species of animal attacked her.

Honorable Mention:

GollumThe environmentalists cheered, not knowing that merely 110 meters offshore an equally jubilant orca was awaiting the arrival of lunch.

elliot – Would you quit saying… ”It’s either sink or swim”

Lionel – “Hey, I thought this was supposed to be a formal event? I wore my tux for this?”

The Priceless Moment Award

charles austinRags to wipe oil off penguins: $4.00
Patagonia outerwear: $840.00
Sony Blu-Ray TV Camera: $4,200.00
Feeling superior to the rest of humanity: Priceless

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

In yet another show of power, Charles Rangel kicks the penguins out of antarctica.

“…and if I hear ‘black and white and red all over’ just one more time I’ll…”

The Emperor has no clothes

“The last time I heard photographers complaining about the smell of fish this much was for the Hilton/Spears shoot.”

The Thursday Contest is already consulting expert advice.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.