Caption Contest Winners
The Dream Catcher Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
First: Bithead – Doctor Evil’s giant “magnet.”
Second: yetanotherjohn – Work was halted until an environmental impact statement could be completed as to what exactly would happen if the “great spirit” used the primitive toilet facility.
Third: charles austin – The medicine man prays to the Great Spirit asking that the “S” and the “A” will be delivered soon.
Bithead – The final design of the “Bridge to Nowhere”
Gollum – Indians go one-up in political pork bragging rights by designing and building the “Bridge To Right Back Here.”
Roger – The University of Illinois’ Chief Illiniwek, at his new job as greeter at the Grand Canyon Visitor Center.
Scott_T – Looks like Paul Bunyan and God were playing horseshoes again.
Hodink – “Where ya gonna put the slot machines?”
Terrence – The opposing magnets lay securely anchored on cliffs across the Grand Canyon from each other while an Indian chief, shaking a rattle thingy, prayed that the “great spirit in the sky” would draw the cliffs together, finally enabling the Fukawee tribe to venture east.
(Forever eliminating the need for people in the east to say, “Where the Fukawee” — Rodney)
yetanotherjohn – With Captain America out of action, it was up to the latest superhero, Chief America, to foil the evil villains plot.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Speaker Pelosi’s attempt to span the aisle.
The Democrat Party Strategy for Iraq’s “Bridge to Democracy”
France’s design for a Channel bridge.
Mother Nature had to be appeased as she was really miffed that the (male) engineers left the seat up.