Caption Contest Winners

The Moonbat In The Hat Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


The Winners:

First: Gollum

But it will be hard.
Yes, it will be hard
and the places you’re sent to
will seem very far.
But do not despair.
Keep your chin in the air!
And the Democrats will soon
bring you home from back there!
With pomp and great fanfare
we’ll have a parade!
We’ll make some warm brownies
and drink cool lemonade!
Then the terrorists will see
that we mean them no ill
and they’ll leave us alone
yes they will, yes they will.

Second: MattHillary Clinton reprises the President’s classic performance of My Pet Goat.

Third: McCainMy Pet Vote.

Honorable Mention:

Kenny“And in *my* village … “

Timmer“See? There’s a vast Blue Dog Conspiracy too.”

bRight & EarlyProof that with the right presentation any story can be turned into a horror story.

FormerHostage – Hillary exhibits her latest published work: “Affordable National Healthcare and other fairy tales”

Stormy DragonHill-ton Hatches a Plot.

Triumph – Another liberal subverting the country through literacy training

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

How The Grinch Stole The Election

It takes a village idiot to raze a child.

…and when we cut off their funding, they will come home.

I am the MoreTax
with no spending freeze
For votes you’ll get healthcare,
prescription medicine for free.

The Monday Contest has already arrived at the 19th hole.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. McCain says:

    Hey thanks for 3rd 🙂
    Obviously rode into the money on Matt’s strong coattails.