Caption Contest

Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Tomorrow, on April 20, the half-century mark will be reached on the Rodney Dill odometer and I’ve been saving this picture for the occasion. So whether your preference is caption or ‘wienie roast’ have at it.

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. floyd says:

    WOW! Levitation! What is it? Angel food?

  2. Gollum says:

    Now THERE’S a president that knows how to inhale!

  3. Rodney, does turning fifty mean you are no longer the Time Magazine Person of the Year?

  4. “I’ve got a plan and it’s as hot as my pants!” — Lord Flashheart

  5. The look of utter surprise on the President’s face was casued by his disbelief that Michael Moore had voluntarily released a piece of cake.

  6. “Laura, my crotch is on fire. Again.”

  7. Yet another variant of effective, yet unpopular, contraception.

  8. “Oh, that cake is cold. Thick too.”

  9. Dennis says:

    OMG! I’m how old!!!

  10. Ingress says:

    The President was seen sucking in hot air – useful for his Iraq news conference later.

  11. Mythilt says:

    Dr. Frankenstein’s new creation reacts to a simple candle.

  12. Mythilt says:

    Uh Laura, is one of those candles supposed to be fizzling like that?

  13. Anderson says:

    “AIIEEEEEEEEEEE! A weapon of mass destruction!”

  14. Hodink says:

    The hologram of Marilyn Monroe singing a wispy HBTY added a traditional touch.

  15. G.A.Phillips says:

    I wish them danged liberal evil doers had some oil, cause then I could…………

  16. Kenny says:

    See!?!?!?! Yellow cake!!!!!!!

  17. “Come on baby, douse my fire.”

  18. Mr. Kidd smiled quietly at the brilliance of making the President’s birthday cake out of pretzels.

  19. Gollum says:

    Bush (thinking): “I know, but, what the hell, it just might work. . . . [breathes in] . . . I wish I could get at least six points up in my popularity numbers.”

  20. Gollum says:

    To the President’s great dismay, his culinary staff was very poor at spotting a “birthday present” in progress.

  21. Cowboy Blob says:

    “No, Mr. President…Fire Good!”

    “Ooooooo! Strawrberries!!”

  22. Scott_T says:

    1) The cook’s late attempt at saving the cake from the President’s sneeze.

    2) Dubya: “Boy these candles just don’t go out after 4 blows, these are some good candles!”
    (With George Bush Sr and Jeb snickering in the background)

    3) But is it like Mom used to make?

  23. elliot says:

    Oh, it’s Rodney’s birthday. Phew, Have a good one Rodney.

  24. The Atkins Diet conditioning is strong in this one.

  25. Lindy R. Dole says:

    “No, I’m not a pastry chef… but I did sleep in the Lincoln bedroom last night.”

  26. Wyatt Earp says:

    President Bush was rushed to the hospital today, moments after eating the cake with Scooter Libby’s baked-in file.

  27. anjin-san says:

    But I can’t count that high!

  28. Gollum says:

    Al Gore immediately demanded that Bush purchase some carbon credits to offset the emissions from the birthday cake. Speaking from his personal jet high above the Rockies . . .

  29. Ator says:

    O boy! Can I go and smash this in Hillary’s face. Please. Pretty please… C’mon, you can have a strawberry! Pleeeaassse!!!

  30. A torte tort.

  31. Happy birthday Rodney.

  32. elliot says:

    No, No, No, Mr. President, I said let’s get a ‘Crappy Flared Hose’ and put it out.

  33. McGehee says:

    “At least Ah know better than to try to eat it b’fore blowin’ out the candles. … Now.”