Caption Contest Winners
The ‘Are You Smarter Than A Nucular Technician’ Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
First: William d’Inger – They forgot to include the Spanish language instruction sheet.
Second: Brett – And you thought that electronic voting would make things simpler. . .
Third(tie): Roger – Nigel was quite happy because this volume control went to 12.
Third(tie): Timmer – “Latte, Mocha, Double Shot, Add Chai, Add Soy Milk…I just want a damn CUP OF COFFEE!!!”
Kenny – “I’m afraid you’ve left a considerable carbon footprint … Dave.”
Maniakes – “Where’s the ‘any’ key?”
McGehee – What your cell phone would look like if designed by the government.
Pudge – “According to our calculations,the universe will reach the end of it’s expansion as a result of the methane from 1 trillion more cattle,or, the next time Mike Moore goes to the Sizzler all-u-can-eat buffet.”
Bithead – The new and improved Windows Control Panel
Kenny – Johnny figured he’d tricked the Star Trek writers, he was wearing blue after all, but on page seven he found his uncomfortable death scene.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
So simple even a caveman could do it.
In case of emergency press the ‘MF Red Button’ — “Hmmm, I wonder what MF stands for.”
“Uh Ted… you smell something burning?”