Caption Contest Winners

The Thinly Veiled Patriotism Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.




REUTERS/Larry Downing (UNITED STATES)

The Winners:

First: AtorBush: “Damn these photo-ops, Mr Thumb hurts like hell…”

Second: Mister Biggs“It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.”

Third: CowBoy BlobWe’re on a Mission from God.

Honorable Mention:

brainy435 – Wait a minute… which one of us will be flying the cargo plane out of Hong Cong?

yetanotherjohn – Bush stated that if you thought his administration had been spending money like a drunken sailor before, you haven’t seen anything yet.

Wyatt Earp“Mr. President, how was Tailhook?”

The ‘TOP GUN’ Award Winner

Kenny
Mr. Bush: “I think she’s lost that lovin’ feelin’.”
Cadet: “No she hasn’t, Mr. President … I hate it when she does that.”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“Hey there Chief, wanna be a rear admiral, if ya know what I mean?”

“Hey Pres, Let’s say we head down to the Blue Oyster after this photo Op.”

The has already hit the highway.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. anjin-san says:

    I guess if you showed the censored photographs of the flag-draped coffins of the fallen on Memorial Day, that would be… Unveiled Reality. Can’t have that.

  2. Boyd says:

    Rodney, he’s a Master Chief, not a Chief. He may well take the President up on the rear admiral offer (although since he’s an Aviation Machinist Mate and not a submariner, that point is very much in question), but…he’s a Master Chief (ADCM).

    Sorry to pick the nit, but it’s what I do. 🙂

  3. Rodney Dill says:

    Thanks Boyd, It did say ‘MasterChief’ in the original caption at yahoo news, one of the reasons I chose to use the familiar term ‘Chief’ instead of ‘Buddy’ or ‘Pal’, but the correction is noted.
    😉

  4. Boyd says:

    I apologize again for my anal retentive comment, but these things are important to Master Chiefs. 🙂

  5. Rodney Dill says:

    …and probably immensely important to any subordinate that inadvertantly refers to them as Chief.