Caption Contest Winners

The Pate’-O-Matic Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Many of the captions are ‘Honorable Mention’ worthy, but it just wouldn’t be Cricket to select them all, so I parsed it down to my (expanded) take on the best.

REUTERS/HO/US Army/Spc. David J. Nunn

The Winners

First : charles austin“Where in the hell is that quagmire Senator Kennedy keeps talking about?”

Second: Laurence SimonAllahu Aflackbar!

Third: Abu Fnu Lnu – After asking Rumsfeld for orders on dealing with IEDs, the troops took his suggestion of “duck” a bit too literally.

Honorable Mention:

Bithead“Hey, I’ve got an idea for dinner. . . Pressed Duck. Gun it, man. . .”

charles austinThe ducks all quacked in unison, “It’s rabbit season!”

Steve TaylorClearly, the administration was trying to get all its ducks in a row in anticipation of the new constitution.

The ManImprovised Explosive Duck

KentSenator Byrd and his staff attempt to block the latest military action in the Middle East.

David Harris РIt wasn̢۪t exactly Tienamen Square, but the ducks got their point across.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

The Bush Administration had hoped that things would improve faster in Iraq before something ran a-fowl.

Republican Wet Dream: Hillary in Photo Op driving tank and shooting ducks at the same time.

“You’re Dethpicable.”

The Thursday contest has already started.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.