Caption Contest Winners
The Thufferin’ Thuccotash Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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The Winners:
First: Gollum – “Okay let’s see now . . . Black labrador, 7 years old, great with kids, not a stupid as he looks, goes by the name “King,” no calls please just take him from the backyard anytime . . . okay, enter . . . enter . . . and we’re done! Ha ha ha! Craigslist RULES!”
Second: FormerHostage – Dang! “pu*********@ao*.com” is already taken!!!
Third: Timmer – So…what are you wearing?…POL (Purring Out Loud).
Honorable Mention:
Dantheman – I need to play with this mouse before I kill it.
Alan Kellogg – Microsoft reveals their new on-line customer support.
G.A.Phillips – Another liberal caught posting at OTB.
DaveD – Phishing on the web can be such a cat and mouse game.
elliot – Why don’t these people get….Reply: For the last time I am not Ann Landers and this is Dear Tabby got that DEAR TABBY!!
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“It was a dark and stormy night…”
A novel, The Tiger’s Revenge — by Claude Balls.
ROFLACUAHB (Rolling On Floor Laughing And Coughing Up A Hair Ball)
“Hmmm… maybe I should’ve entered Persian cat instead of furry pussy.”
As long as ‘Socks’ lived, Monica Lewinski had thought she’d continued a surreptitious internet relationship with Bill.
The Thursday Contest is preparing for one big final campaign push.