Caption Contest Winners
The Eye-owa Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(via Drudge)
THE WINNERS
First: charles austin – “An eye for an aye?”
Second: Gollum – Winning the hearts and minds of Iowans, one act of initmidation at a time.
Third: Patrick T McGuire – Having previously announced that she won’t answer questions at her meetings, Hillary attempts to communicate using the Vulcan mind meld method.
HONORABLE MENTION
Bithead – Hillary does her Scrat imitation.
radio free fred – “The Votes Are In And The Eyes Have It!”
yetanotherjohn – Hillary is told that tonight was Bill’s annual conjugal visit.
peterh – Hillary…chillin’ or not…
greengle – You’re KIDDING! I’m STILL in Iowa?!
RT – Hillary: “Oh no. That suppository is kicking in. Look interested. Look interested. Oh, crap!”
RODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Yes we’ll take you cow tipping Senator Clinton
Little known fact: Iowan four alarm chili is nearly as hot as the Texas Kind
Must… resist… looking… at… her… camel… toe…
Onlooker: “Look out she’s gonna blow!”
Bill: “Yeah, I’ll believe that when I see it.”Hillary: “She’s still speaking Iowegian… Interpreter!!”
The 
Monday Contest is udderly amazing.
Woo hoo!
Thanks y’all! I wasn’t sure if there were any Star Trek aficionados still out there.
It’s pronounced “Eye-Gore”….
Nice one Bithead, a little late, but nice.
Anybody notice how little she has changed since she played Anthony Hopkins’ ventriloquist dummy in the movie “MAGIC”