Caption Contest Winners
The Daisy, Daisy, Give Me Your Answer Do Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Brad Horn)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: yetanotherjohn – The secret to survive the burning man festivities? Asbestos
Second: elliot – Now that is passing the buck($)
Third: DL – Every crowd has its silver lining
HONORABLE MENTION
Elmo – Remember to properly inflate your tires, in order to save energy.
charles austin – We have a new candidate to replace Yucca Mountain as the national repository for nuclear waste.
Caliban Darklock – Not content to stop anywhere, the buck went to the beach.
yetanotherjohn – Like any other hollywood star, the silver surfer just put on some sunglasses and blended in with the crowd.
DL – I have to admit – there are two Americas.
Rachel Edith – Spaceman – “Hey, was that Kid Rock?” Kid Rock – “Hey, was that a spaceman?”
hln – No, dude, it’s the Silver SURFER, not the Silver Cyclist – No matter what Trek is paying you.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
…and they used to think “Groundhogs Day” was a funny holiday.
Ned Surfer never attained the coolness of his older brother, Silver.
“‘Lo Woody…” “‘Lo Buzz….”
“Marco…” “Polo….”
“Damn community organizers….” “Damn Small Town Mayors…”
Blanch Armstrong
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