Caption Contest Winners
The Grand Old Poobah Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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The Winners
First: Anderson – President Bush’s nomination of Ganesh to the Supreme Court, while threatening to alienate his religious-conservative base, presents an almost insoluble problem for his Democrat opponents, who cannot afford to be seen as opposing the first-ever Hindu deity to sit on the high Court.
Second: Sgt Fluffy – Dreams that keep James Carville up at night.
Third: Bithead – The Republican Nominee that year did have the advantage of instant recognition.
Honorable Mention:
canaraycranum – Barbara Bush tours the Astrodome giving encouragement to refugees.
T. Harris – Blessed with four hands and rightly hailed for years as the world’s greatest goalie, Siddharth “Elephant-Head” Singh rides triumphant on the shoulders of his teammates. Singh’s 1,468th consecutive shutout preserved the 1-0 victory over arch rival Punjab.
adjustah – gulp “I swear she was hot last night!”
Phil Smith – “Ganesh???? I thought you said we were going to a Ganja festival!!”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Looks like PETA is going to have a problem with this one too.
The 
Thursday contest has already started.
Gee, thanks!
When will you send the plane to pick me up for the awards ceremony?
Concentrate on Ganesh and attend through astral projection.