Caption Contest Winners
The Dips Passing In The Night Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: charles austin – Hey, that flag is missing seven stars.
Second: Gasgwar – Obama approached the gesture based on his knowledge of typical white people.
Third: Bystander – “Down low … Too slow!”
Houston – Psych!!
G.A.Phillips – wwwwwaaaaassssssuuuuaaaaaaaappppppp….
Gollum – Bill and Obama hash out Hillary’s secret bid for Secretary of State: “Damn, paper-paper again!”
Elmo – The torch has been passed …. to a new generation of boosheeter.
Timmer – Clinton thought bubble: Christ, he doesn’t even shake hands right.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Uh… Bill? Where’s the torch?” “Oh… Hsu wanted it back.”
Bill: “…and stock up the humidor before 2012… OK?”
“Waffles and chicken… you don’t say.”
“Just keep that middle-one right in there with all the others Chief.”
Leggo my ego.
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