Caption Contest Winners

The Southpaw Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

These were so funny, everyone wins . . . Just joking.

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The Winners

First: LJD – “NO! I said bring in the ROOKIE pitcher!”

Second: JimAs the owners, players union, and congress debate what should be done about steroid use, evidence continued to pile up that a problem does exist.

Third: KennyHokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a leftie with a curveball, kid.

Honorable Mention:

bullwinkleFilming has started on the latest Star Wars movie, Empire Strikes Out.

DL – I warned Bush he needed to tighten the borders,but would he listen?

Mythilt РRemember, if you don̢۪t strike out. . .the wookie tears your arms off.

Rob M – Being Strong on defense and empathetic to minorities made him a tough candidate but his ability to not look like a dork playing sports made him the best Democratic Presidential Candidate in years.

bitheadAt least we’ve got him THROWING the ball, now. A few hours ago, he was EATING the things.

bithead’s Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

bithead’s the designated hitter for the Bottom of the Barrel for this week-ends contest. I’m a little captioned out from competing with the prolific Will vehrs on the Commonwealth Conservative’s caption contest. I submitted around 25 captions, but I think Vehrs has over 80.

May the fur(s) be with you

While playing for the farm team in Oklahoma, he once got into an argument with a news reporter who called him the furry with a fringe on top.

They say at his wedding, “Groom” was a VERB, not a NOUN.

I know, but even after a few drinks, she doesn’t look any better at all…

…He’s the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent….

The Monday contest has already been started.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Bithead says:

    Sonetimes these things just click the switch. Here’s a few more for the hell of it.

    * Trust me Howie… this guy doesn’t NEED a curve ball.

    * Casual Fridays was one of Bud Selig’s ideas, that didn’t work out too well.

    * Are you sure this isn’t a “Big Daddy Roth” T-shirt?

    * Oscar The Groutch finally found an outlet for his anger.

    * I’m not gonna tell him he’s got 4 outs already. YOU tell him!

  2. Bithead says:

    I used to have a whole suit made outta fur, like that. It picked up Blue wool.

  3. Rodney Dill says:

    All flash and no substance, he was just a shofur.

  4. LJD says:


    Many thanks to my fan club.