Caption Contest Winners

The Manual Teleprompter Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.




First: MikeM – The Other Exit Strategy.

Second: ElmoHey Joey … ya going to the party at the White House? Nah, I wasn’t invited.

Third: Maggie Mama – The Commander-in-Grief went to West Point to deliver his speech but an enterprising young Cadet found a novel way to deliver his message to Obama.


john personnaPerhaps “Kill Bin Laden – in Just 2 Weeks” was oversold.

charles austinInglorious Basterd

elliot – “…Best time to get him is while he’s completely off guard…For example: Like when Bin Laden reaches over, touches her soft thigh and as she moans in excitment…BAA..BAA, it is time to strike.”


And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

…and then Obama read from the cover instead of the teleprompter…

Obama is still waiting for the ‘for dummies’ version.

The walkindownthelineMonday Contest is resisting the urge to bow.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. elliot says:

    Thanks for the HM – Elliot

  2. Woo hoo! Thanks for the HM, RD.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    Great call, Dill. I totally loved MikeM’s #1 entry.

    Thanks for third.

  4. Elmo says:

    … rounding the last turn, coming up on the outside, it’s …