Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, December 7, 2009 · 4 comments

The Manual Teleprompter Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

REUTERS/Shannon Stapleton (UNITED STATES POLITICS CONFLICT)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: MikeM – The Other Exit Strategy.

Second: Elmo – Hey Joey … ya going to the party at the White House? Nah, I wasn’t invited.

Third: Maggie Mama – The Commander-in-Grief went to West Point to deliver his speech but an enterprising young Cadet found a novel way to deliver his message to Obama.

HONORABLE MENTION

john personna – Perhaps “Kill Bin Laden – in Just 2 Weeks” was oversold.

charles austin – Inglorious Basterd

elliot – “…Best time to get him is while he’s completely off guard…For example: Like when Bin Laden reaches over, touches her soft thigh and as she moans in excitment…BAA..BAA, it is time to strike.”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

…and then Obama read from the cover instead of the teleprompter…

Obama is still waiting for the ‘for dummies’ version.

The Monday Contest is resisting the urge to bow.