Caption Contest Winners

The Ghilligan’s Island Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


(AP Photo/Vahid Salemi)


First: FormerHostage – I wonder, if one of them fell during parade and no one was around to hear it…would they make a sound?

Second: Chris – “Damn it Clyde, that was NOT a branch.”

Third: Maggie Mama – Long lines of passengers protest the closing of European airspace as the volcanic ash continues to cause widespread disruption.


Roger McGaugh – Fearful of the November elections, many Democrat Senators have gone into hiding.

Rachel Edith – “Anybody seen my lipstick?”

Drew – Great moments from the ZZ Top tribute band performance.

elliot – Iranian atomic plant workers discover that Rogaine and radiation have a strange side effect.

Hangtown Bob – Losers in the Great Silly String Battle of 2010.

Clovis – Apparently, what you can’t see can hurt you.


“Damn pigeons.”

“I wanted be unique… just like everyone else.”

DRUDGEBREAKING: Hit squad after Keith Richards and Mick Jagger, can’t find target. Developing…

All Wookie Marching Band

Who woulda thunk Bob Marley would be so popular in Tehran?

Who better to catch a snipe?

The bighugThursday Contest can’t hug other world leaders with nuclear arms.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie Mama says:

    Thanks for #3, Dill, it makes me feel all fuzzy!

  2. elliot says:

    Thanks for the HM – Elliot