Caption Contest Winners
The Green Hornet Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
First: FreakyBoy – The President’s fingers fumbled as he couldn’t believe his dumb luck: that he was pinning the Medal of Freedom on his childhood hero, Mr. Greenjeans.
Second: DL – I got this medal from John Kerry on a bet in “04” Wear it with pride!
third: Bithead – Don Pardo, tell Alan what this week’s prizes are.
… and … Personally, I’d have taken what was behind door number two, Alan.
Matt – Tell me honestly, Alan. Ayn Rand had perky breasts, right?
Hodink – Greenspan: “I was hoping for the Nobel, Baby Bush.”
Hermoine – Alan: “If Alito falls through, IÃ¢€™m available.”
DL – Now, once again Alan, tell me how to balance my checkbook.
Anna – Unbeknownst to Greenspan, Bush tapes the ever-classic Ã¢€œKick MeÃ¢€ sign to his back.
Ingress – Sniff, sniff. “Greenie, are you wearing Screw Cologne?”
Greenspan Fan club Award
Spinnicks – “Greenie, you did a heck of a job.”
Rachel Edith – “Greenie, youÃ¢€™re doing a heck of a job.”
Hodink – “Greenie, you did and youÃ¢€™re doing a heck of a job.Ã¢€
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“Uh, who did you say ya were again?”
“Dang Nucular Power Cells, changing the battery on Cheney’s pacemaker isn’t anywhere near this complicated.”
Bush: “Its getting harder and harder to make the ends meet.”
Greenspan: “You’re telling me.”
Some Iran military heroes were kept in the service a little longer than planned.
“So, got any hot stock tips?”
The next Riding Sun contest has started.
Urban Elephants has started their next contest as well..