Caption Contest Winners

The Kerry-Dean Edition OTB Caption ContestTM has concluded.

The winners:

Photo courtesy Washington Post

1st, norbizness: The Skull and Bones secret handshake tutoring session enters its seventh hour.

2nd: Myria, “If you’re going to be the second African-American president you’re going to learn the homey handshake, Kerry.”

3rd, Phil Massey: The first rule of fight club is….

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  1. Norbizness says:

    (imagine Phil Hartman’s voice): I don’t use the word “travesty” very often, but those caption contest results are the worst travesty in American history.

    I did what now?

  2. I thought the one about playing the Howard Dean slot machine was the best.