Caption Contest Winners
The Kerry-Dean Edition OTB Caption ContestTM has concluded.
Photo courtesy Washington Post
1st, norbizness: The Skull and Bones secret handshake tutoring session enters its seventh hour.
2nd: Myria, “If you’re going to be the second African-American president you’re going to learn the homey handshake, Kerry.”
3rd, Phil Massey: The first rule of fight club is….
(imagine Phil Hartman’s voice): I don’t use the word “travesty” very often, but those caption contest results are the worst travesty in American history.
I did what now?
I thought the one about playing the Howard Dean slot machine was the best.