Caption Contest Winners
The Nice Pants Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Yahoo – Reuters Pictures
First: David Harris – Tragedy strikes as the letterbox collapses onto the Blue Man Group during a performance.
Second: McGehee – I always figured blue voters were absent from the neck up, but itÃ¢€™s worse than I thought.
Third: Pile On – Coming next season on MTV a new series entitled Pimp My Dungarees.
Rodney’s Bottom of the Barrel
AP BREAKING: While Donald Rumsfeld concurs that Islamo-fascist have been aggressively pursuing the acquisition of Nuclear weapons he is quoted as saying, “It affords me no small pleasure that the terrorist community has neither the knowledge nor the tools required to effectively handle such materials, let alone smuggle them undetected across the U.S. border with Mexico in the dark of night.”
As the Blue Man Group was not previously thought of as environmental activists, they awed the entertainment industry by displaying their stance on nuclear waste.
Somebody’ll have to explain Dodd’s entry to me.
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