Caption Contest Winners
The Wild Monkey Sex Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/ Lee Jin-man)
First: Alan Kellogg – Damn, she’s still human.
Second: Laurence Simon – If you think chewing up food and feeding orangutans by mouth is bad, you should have heard the public outcry when the trainers were still breastfeeding them.
Third: dougrc – Jane: Forget ol’ muscle brained Tarzan… Cheetah, you da’ man!
Lyn – It was just a slip of the tongue.
LJD – Hugh Hefner’s new video goes way beyond “spanking the monkey”.
DaveD – Although her memory of events the night before remained a blur, she felt it was the least she could do to ease the tension of finding themselves awaking next to each other that following morning.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
The new James Bond female was named Hu Frung Poo.
“I’m with British Intelligence, the name’s Bonobo, James Bonobo.”
sometimes its good to be a French surrender Monkey
As the Wild Monkey Sex Edition title elicited more search engine traffic than all previously combined caption contests, all subsequent contests were labeled as versions of the Wild Monkey Sex Edition contest.