Monday, September 5, 2005
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
You can tell by the chicken’s leg bandage that PETA means – Please Eat Thighs Aggressively!
“Dad, does it change the taste of the chicken if you torture it first?”
“They have their Chicken Abu Ghraib Prison and we have our Guantanamo Bay for dogs.”
Whereas PETA prefers to tourture people.
Mickey Mouse shirt, meet Mickey Mouse organization.
Say Jennie, I’m suddenly feeling a mite peckish, how about you?
Daddy, look! A chicken with two buttholes.
EPCOT’s latest addition, Loony Liberal Land, hasn’t yet meet expectations for foot traffic or revenue.
“With her 15 minutes in the news cycle used up in the wake of Hurricane Katrina and the death of Chief Justice Rehnquist, Cindy Sheehan looks for a new day job.”
Tourists didn’t appreciate the sight of bob grabbing a limp c**k.
“What? KFC makes chickens listen to Janeane Garofalo on the radio?”
After a bar fight, the Subservient Chicken finds someone with deeper pockets to blame for its alcohol-fueled injuries, but still vows not to question the contemporary relevance of The Famous Chicken after said Famous Chicken has innumerable shots of Old Crow.
“Daddy, can we have buffalo wings for lunch?”
America’s Beef Producers Association takes a page straight out of the Karl Rove playbook in order to retaliate against Chick-fil-AÃ‚Â® Corporation’s “Eat More ChikinÃ¢Â„Â¢” advertizing campaign.
After one visit to Detroit, the San Diego Chicken decided to quit the mascot business.
and PETA kills dogs…
Tired of the constant taunts from his liberal friends, Karl signed up for a tour of duty in Iraq. Unfortunately, his ill-fated attempt at irony, the “chickenhawk” costume, provided an excellent target for al Qaeda snipers.
Tired of the constant taunts from his liberal friends, Karl signed up for a tour of duty in Iraq. Unfortunately, his poorly chosen attempt at irony, the “chickenhawk” costume, made an excellent target for al Qaeda snipers.
(Posted for Mr. Right)
Disney tourists did not seem to appreciate the street artist playing with his limp c**k.
As onlookers stare, Peta “rescues” another animal. Soon he al;ong with others will be taken to their final destination in the :PETA Mobile O’ Death”
Sorry, This one’s really hard to caption.
Bill had no idea what he was in for when had decided to take the $500 for walking around in a chicken suit for a day. Now, he really wanted some Extra Crispy.
“I’ll get you, Peter Griffin! You haven’t seen the last of me yet! Where the hell was PETA when I needed them in Quahog?”
“Sorry, but we already contribute to the Prevent Mouse Rape Society.”
With many thousands of Americans dead and tens of thousands facing total devastation due to Hurricane Katrina, PETA bravely decides to focus on one of the more important issues facing this nation.
If we are not supposed to eat chicken, why are they made of meat?
“The conditions at chicken farms are just as bad as Mouse-schwitz!”
“Know how I always said Big Bird was my favorite, Daddy? I like Elmo more now.”
Kid: So what really happened to you?
Chicken: I messed with a Bush-Chickenhawk, but I’m too ashamed to admit that I lost to him in the fight to the AP Photographer, so I got a job with PETA instead.
Kid: So do you have a day-job?
Chicken: Yeah, I have a blog. It’s name is Daily Kos.
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