Fun With Fiction Contest Winners
This contest was almost impossible to judge — there were more than 100 entries and most of them were good. So instead of the usual top 3 winners, here are the top 10:
1. Jay Tea
The Da Vinci Coed
A young college student shows up for a filming of Ã¢€œGirls Gone WildÃ¢€ and finds herself in the middle of a centuries-old conspiracy that threatens the very existence of Christianity.
2. Lisa Y
A deaf, mute, blind girl gets rabies and has to be shot.
A Male of Two Cities
Metrosexual with a devoted wife in a NYC loft and a ravishing drag queen sharing a LA beach bungalow.
4. Alan Kellogg
Stranger in a Strange Band
A mysterious newcomer joins a punkfolk ensemble.
5. Rodney Dill
The secret love life of Buffy the Vampire Player.
Valley of the Dills
Rodney and family move to the country Ã¢€” and tell us all about it.
7. David Harris
As I Lay Drying
FaulknerÃ¢€™s rambling tale of a poor, rural, Southern towel.
The worldÃ¢€™s first such scandal finds the ancient Titan tasked with holding up the world, in trouble after failing a test for steroids.
Lord of the Lies
Michael MooreÃ¢€™s autobiography.
10. Stormy Dragon
Ayn RandÃ¢€™s lesser known novel where all of the worldÃ¢€™s attourneys go on strike. Unfortunately, their plan fails when, instead of falling apart, society enters a new Golden Age.
Honorable mentions (in no particular order) under the fold …
An overweight boor tries to make himself the nemesis of a President with a crude and dishonest propaganda film.
The Grades of Wrath
A family of left-wing college professors struggle to survive the Great Depression (that started when they realized Bush was going to be reelected).
A Loveable Feast
Recipes from a brothel in Paris.
A disgruntled Vietnam vet plots to get back at America by blowing up the Goodyear blimp over a Baskin-Robbins.
Michael Moore exposes the truth about directory assistance.
Go Yell It On the Mountain
The story of a young man fulfilling his lifeÃ¢€™s dream of becoming a yodeler.
One Hundred Tears of Solitude
A young boy is banished to his room for a transgression and has a good cry.
The Great Gutsby
The pop-up book of Michael Moore.
Valley of the Dolts
Steamy tale of Wonkette, Washingtonienne, & Oliver Willis, 3 blogger babes who claw their way to the top, only to find theyÃ¢€™ve reached the bottom.
The Picture of Dorian Gay
Dorian walks into Basil Hallwards home, seeÃ¢€™s his picture, declares that itÃ¢€™s fabulous. Then Dorian decorates the rest of the house and gives Basil a make over.
Thanks to all who participated.