LEMON POLL
John Lemon is taking a poll:
Mrs. Lemon is thinking about getting a small table for the entrance by our garage door so that we may store our briefcases and keys, thereby keeping them off the kitchen island counter.
Should I get a Corvette?
This is a very profound question and certainly worth more of your time than those popular quizilla things to help you determine what flavor McDonald’s milkshake you are.
I think the burden is on [Mrs. Lemon] to explain why he shouldn’t sleep with her sister.
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