Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, March 12, 2012
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Coming up with a caption for Dill’s new pic has put me between a rock and a hard place!
A surprise late-entry into the GOP presidential primary race, Rock has already garnered an impressive 46 point lead over Mitt Romney.
“Is that the elephant in the room being taken out for disposal?”
Apparently Charlie Sheen ordered a Scotch on the rocks!
Rainy Day Women #12 & 35
“Excellent! Mohammed has been expecting this.”
Freddie Mercury: Prophet.
Most people agreed that the LA crack dealers’ tribute to Whitney Houston was in poor taste…
The Greatest Show on Earth Proudly Presents…King Kong’s Pet Rock!
Oh, thank God. Bob from the “Enzyte” commercials finally passed his kidney stone!
Japanese authorities carefully dispose of a Pet Rock exposed to radiation in the Fukushima prefecture.
Funded by the NEA Kickstarter.
A number of ticket holders were a little disappointed in the Big Rock show.
If you aren’t planning on carrying that rock to term, Ms. Emmer, you’re going to have to have a transaxle ultrasound.
They had found Teddy Roosevelt’s lost nose. Now his vengeful spirit would stop wantonly murdering wildlife.
“I got a question, Bob. Why do we have to wear hardhats? I think we’ll see it coming.”
@Gromitt Gunn: 😀
Work crew huddles to figure out how they are going to get their rocks off.
You oughtta see the size of the Coke can that goes with this “pop rock”
Coming soon: “Rock of Ages” at an art museum near you.
As if further proof was needed that the War on Drugs is an utter failure, as usual, the authorities stand around, doing nothing as Crack Cocaine moves into another neighborhood.
It looks like the recent saber rattling by Israel, Iran and the USA has triggered speculation buying in the weapons futures market.
Guaranteed: Attempt to drink this ‘Pop Rock’ down with or without any amount of brand or non-brand named soda pop…and you die!
Californians once again show they are “Dumb as a Rock”.
Despite all the good his respected transportation had done, Mr. Fudd was incensed when the Daffy Painting Company misspelled his name on the new HGC Wabbit Hauler.
The Poo&pee party is stopped as they attempt to toss Plymouth rock into the harbor.
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