OTB Caption Contest Winners

The This Too Shall Pass Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The This Too Shall Pass Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.




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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: MaggieMama – Apparently Charlie Sheen ordered a Scotch on the rocks!

Second: Gromitt Gunn – If you aren’t planning on carrying that rock to term, Ms. Emmer, you’re going to have to have a transaxle ultrasound.

Third: Jenos Idanian – Most people agreed that the LA crack dealers’ tribute to Whitney Houston was in poor taste…

HONORABLE MENTION

Herb – Funded by the NEAKickstarter.

Robert W.ArmijoJapanese authorities carefully dispose of a Pet Rock exposed to radiation in the Fukushima prefecture.

David – A number of ticket holders were a little disappointed in the Big Rock show.

Tillman – They had found Teddy Roosevelt’s lost nose. Now his vengeful spirit would stop wantonly murdering wildlife.

KRM – A surprise late-entry into the GOP presidential primary race, Rock has already garnered an impressive 46 point lead over Mitt Romney.

John Burgess“Is that the elephant in the room being taken out for disposal?”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Obama’s revised 2012 budget is delivered to congress.

ASPCA has offered a pet rock to place on Mitt’s car roof instead of his pet dog.

“We lifted it up and out crawled Gingrich.”

Igneous is bliss, but don’t take it for granite

Rocks’R’Us still continues to sponsor Rush

The Ironman Competition had nothing on the Sisyphus Challenge.

Christo’s been at it again.

Mythbusters: Tunguska Edition….

If God had used Congress to write the Ten Commandments in 8-point font, this would’ve been the delivered media.

The Thursday Contest was hoping for Cheese Nachos instead.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. This rock, seriously, reflects all that’s wrong with California circa 2012.

    Our hills and mountains are full of amazing rocks. Hike your fat ass up there.

  2. MaggieMama says:

    Salud, Prost, Sláinte, Chin chin, Dill! Thanks.