OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Kevin Whalen says:

    I said MIND THE GAP

  2. Mr. Prosser says:

    I know I told you it’s cheaper to use public transportation, but . . .

  3. markm says:

    “…now how in thee HELL did the BLS graph of the workforce participation rate get in my Garmin????”

  4. Simon H Gedney says:

    All that it’s unusual SUV test did was remind people that “Citroen” is another French word for “lemon.”

  5. Gromitt Gunn says:

    What do you mean this isn’t a car wash?

  6. Herb says:

    You can’t take a mini-SUV and claim the low road either.

  7. Jeremy says:

    Wait, this isn’t the Amtrak AutoTrain?

  8. MstrB says:

    Somewhere a Saudi Prince says, “I told you so.”

  9. al-Ameda says:

    I told you, they did this with Mini Coopers in “The Italian Job.”

  10. JKB says:

    Turns out, round SUV doesn’t fit in a rectangular subway either.

  11. “Towing zone? Towing zone? Well, let’s see you tow this, suckers! Bwaa-ha-ha-ha-ha!”

  12. JKB says:

    Angry about gasoline taxes being siphoned off to fund public transportation, one driver decided to use the infrastructure but was thwarted by math.

  13. While fully capable of digging their own burrows, SUV’s sometimes prefer to just move into ones abandoned by larger animals, such as this Parisian Tunnel Snake den.

  14. On their visit to Paris, the Griswold’s misunderstood the idea of “Park and Ride.”

  15. Tillman says:

    SUV suicide rates have been skyrocketing lately.

  16. Tillman says:

    The whole thing reminded Parisian subwayers of Hitler’s blitzkrieg, with the bordering handrails the Maginot Line and the sidewalk Belgium.

  17. JKB says:

    Seeing the driver become enraged, the homeless man washing his window dashed into the subway….

  18. Drew says:

    And as the Green Party spokesman chortled “you see?…if this had been a Smart Car…”

  19. Phillip says:


  20. MaggieMama says:

    Another GPS has tres mal-functioned.

  21. John425 says:

    Inspector Closeau tries public transportation.