OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Rodney Dill
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Monday, May 7, 2012
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.
I said MIND THE GAP
I know I told you it’s cheaper to use public transportation, but . . .
“…now how in thee HELL did the BLS graph of the workforce participation rate get in my Garmin????”
All that it’s unusual SUV test did was remind people that “Citroen” is another French word for “lemon.”
What do you mean this isn’t a car wash?
You can’t take a mini-SUV and claim the low road either.
Wait, this isn’t the Amtrak AutoTrain?
Somewhere a Saudi Prince says, “I told you so.”
I told you, they did this with Mini Coopers in “The Italian Job.”
Turns out, round SUV doesn’t fit in a rectangular subway either.
“Towing zone? Towing zone? Well, let’s see you tow this, suckers! Bwaa-ha-ha-ha-ha!”
Angry about gasoline taxes being siphoned off to fund public transportation, one driver decided to use the infrastructure but was thwarted by math.
While fully capable of digging their own burrows, SUV’s sometimes prefer to just move into ones abandoned by larger animals, such as this Parisian Tunnel Snake den.
On their visit to Paris, the Griswold’s misunderstood the idea of “Park and Ride.”
SUV suicide rates have been skyrocketing lately.
The whole thing reminded Parisian subwayers of Hitler’s blitzkrieg, with the bordering handrails the Maginot Line and the sidewalk Belgium.
Seeing the driver become enraged, the homeless man washing his window dashed into the subway….
And as the Green Party spokesman chortled “you see?…if this had been a Smart Car…”
“Recalculating….recalculating…”
Another GPS has tres mal-functioned.
Inspector Closeau tries public transportation.