OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

White House Photo by Pete Souza

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Kevin Whalen says:

    This is my favorite Jay Z song right here. I love the shuffle feature!”

  2. Hunter says:

    “Relax, I’ve done this before. Just look confident and they’ll jump first.”

  3. MaggieMama says:

    The AF managed to locate green light bulbs for all our planes, so it’s no longer referred to as black ops.

  4. JKB says:

    Don’t ask but do tell. Is that guy over there eying me?

  5. John Burgess says:

    “Okay, I promise to come out and publicly support it. But we’ve got to keep meeting on the low-down or Michelle will…”

  6. “I really hate having to visit Vegas this way.”

  7. jd says:

    Where are OUR bibs? I specifically asked for bibs!

  8. jd says:

    “Shouldn’t we activate the Cone of Silence?”

  9. “This reminds me of my flight to bin Laden’s hideout last year. I gave him a karate chop across his neck just like this. Then a SEAL shot him and I had to stop hitting him. But it was fun. Hey, who are we going after this time?”

  10. walt moffett says:

    I’ll let you know when its your turn to sit by the window.

  11. DCTrojan says:

    Obama had a basketball court put in the White House and by the look of it Cliton had a strip club. I guess this is where there issues of the day really get hashed out.

  12. “We’re flying in secretly to see if we can catch the Secret Service at a strip club again.”

  13. “99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, you take one down, pass it around……”

  14. rodney dill says:

    “…’cause Michelle needed Air Force One for a vacation trip.”

  15. Tillman says:

    “Look, old man, I’m legally allowed to push people out of a military airplane midflight. Now what were you saying about farm subsidies?”

  16. al-Ameda says:

    “Somewhere over Greenland”

  17. rodney dill says:

    Obama: “Then you hold Mitt down, and I’ll cut off his hair with a scissor… don’t worry it’s just a prank.”

  18. JKB says:

    “And they do it all for me!”

  19. Tillman says:

    Last known photograph: Left Hand Man Gary (far left).

  20. John425 says:

    Obama: “So we parachute in, I kill bin Laden and then what? How do we get out?
    Grey haired man: “No problem. Biden’s handling that end and he has it all worked out.”

  21. DCTrojan says:

    These top secret meetings that require night vision goggles really don’t work as well when everyone but the photographer forget theirs.

  22. MstrB says:

    Hey, where the white women at?

  23. rodney dill says:

    Crocker: “I hear Spinal Tap needs a drummer. You up for it?”
    Obama: “Nope, too dangerous for me… send Biden. I’ll go to Afghanistan instead.”

  24. While aboard Air Force One, somewhere over Kabul, Afghanistan, President Obama carefully reviews the final seating arrangement for next week’s campaign fundraising house party at George Clooney’s Studio City estate in So. California.

  25. “Now are you absolutely sure there’s no way of getting me to a sit down interview with the author of the book ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’? Because I really could sure use that Mommy Porn vote right about now.”