Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, May 10, 2012
Winners will be announced Monday PM
This is my favorite Jay Z song right here. I love the shuffle feature!”
“Relax, I’ve done this before. Just look confident and they’ll jump first.”
The AF managed to locate green light bulbs for all our planes, so it’s no longer referred to as black ops.
Don’t ask but do tell. Is that guy over there eying me?
“Okay, I promise to come out and publicly support it. But we’ve got to keep meeting on the low-down or Michelle will…”
“I really hate having to visit Vegas this way.”
Where are OUR bibs? I specifically asked for bibs!
“Shouldn’t we activate the Cone of Silence?”
“This reminds me of my flight to bin Laden’s hideout last year. I gave him a karate chop across his neck just like this. Then a SEAL shot him and I had to stop hitting him. But it was fun. Hey, who are we going after this time?”
I’ll let you know when its your turn to sit by the window.
Obama had a basketball court put in the White House and by the look of it Cliton had a strip club. I guess this is where there issues of the day really get hashed out.
“We’re flying in secretly to see if we can catch the Secret Service at a strip club again.”
“99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, you take one down, pass it around……”
“…’cause Michelle needed Air Force One for a vacation trip.”
“Look, old man, I’m legally allowed to push people out of a military airplane midflight. Now what were you saying about farm subsidies?”
“Somewhere over Greenland”
Obama: “Then you hold Mitt down, and I’ll cut off his hair with a scissor… don’t worry it’s just a prank.”
“And they do it all for me!”
Last known photograph: Left Hand Man Gary (far left).
Obama: “So we parachute in, I kill bin Laden and then what? How do we get out?
Grey haired man: “No problem. Biden’s handling that end and he has it all worked out.”
These top secret meetings that require night vision goggles really don’t work as well when everyone but the photographer forget theirs.
Hey, where the white women at?
Crocker: “I hear Spinal Tap needs a drummer. You up for it?”
Obama: “Nope, too dangerous for me… send Biden. I’ll go to Afghanistan instead.”
While aboard Air Force One, somewhere over Kabul, Afghanistan, President Obama carefully reviews the final seating arrangement for next week’s campaign fundraising house party at George Clooney’s Studio City estate in So. California.
“Now are you absolutely sure there’s no way of getting me to a sit down interview with the author of the book ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’? Because I really could sure use that Mommy Porn vote right about now.”
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