Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Beam us up, Scotty.
I’ve heard of the glass ceiling — but glass walls?!?
Apparently NASA is getting very, very creative in its search to replace the retired Shuttle program.
Wall Street waits in anticipation today as the Board of Directors at Super Glue Inc meet to elect a new CEO.
The Rapture, secularist version.
This is our test model. It has many of the normal amenities of outdoor dining, plus the advantage of never having to leave the table before going to the restroom.
“Waiter, there’s a hawk in my soup.”
OK, guys, see those cranes over there? Standard procedure is to construct the building before putting in the board room.
I say, what a jolly good insurance policy we have!
Alright, fellas, now its time for our after-dinner game, where you can be the bird brain you’ve always wanted to be: Poop On That Mercedes!
In the air.
I’m so hungry
But the crane man doesn’t care
When will we descend
to the ground?
I’ll go to McDonald’s
And eat food by the quarter pound
It’s quick and it’s tasty
It’s simple fare
But there I’m not
strapped to my chair
In the air
High above the park
In the sun’s waning glare
Donald Trump takes Celebrity Apprentice to new heights.
“Okay, gentlemen. Here are reports of our plunging sales and profits. I know that many of you will now want to jump put the window. But as you see, we can’t even afford windows any more. Or a building to put them in.”
“Hey, who farted?”
OWS sit-in demands air and sky be taken from the 1%
So, what is the after dinner entertainment, Dr Evil?
Too bad! I told you to go BEFORE the dinner started!
Damn! I just dropped my fork!
The business world’s version of the “kids table” at Thanksgiving.
The annual meeting of Exhibitionists Anonymous got off to a flying start.
Newsflash: “Romney campaign gets airborne. Obama campaign waiting for the oceans to recede.”
“We can’t come back! We don’t know how it works!”
Ron Paul: “See! Even from up here you can see the Earth is flat.”
Don’t like the food? Feel free to lean waaaaaaay back in your chair.
The G20 Summit goes to new heights to avoid protests disrupting their meetings.
“We can see Alaska from here”
I SAID! Sit down in your assigned place over there or we will tip over, and it’s a long way down!
“I wonder what the little people are doing for dinner.”
The men’s room? Go around the ice machine, then first door on the right.
“Sorry, but the last chance to use the bathroom was five minutes ago.”
“Okay, um. No body panic now. But, ah, we’ve got another missing kid.”
“And if you look over to your left – No, no! That’s my left! I said ‘YOUR’ left!”
“Okay, the next one who cracks another Sarah Palin ‘I can see Russia from my house’ joke is getting tossed.”
…The bamster and his choom homies recreating those”high” school “daze”…
“A toast to us, the so-called: 1%”
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OTB Caption Contest Winners
A Night Of Terror In Paris
Francois Hollande’s Quest For A United Front Against ISIS May Be Doomed To Fail
Gregg Allman, Southern Rock Pioneer, Dies At 69
Terror Attack Kills 11 at French Satirical Newspaper Charlie Hebdo