OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. MaggieMama says:

    Beam us up, Scotty.

  2. MaggieMama says:

    I’ve heard of the glass ceiling — but glass walls?!?

  3. MaggieMama says:

    Apparently NASA is getting very, very creative in its search to replace the retired Shuttle program.

  4. Daniel N. Adams says:

    Wall Street waits in anticipation today as the Board of Directors at Super Glue Inc meet to elect a new CEO.

  5. John Burgess says:

    The Rapture, secularist version.

  6. Tillman says:

    This is our test model. It has many of the normal amenities of outdoor dining, plus the advantage of never having to leave the table before going to the restroom.

  7. Wyatt Earp says:

    “Waiter, there’s a hawk in my soup.”

  8. Mr. Prosser says:

    OK, guys, see those cranes over there? Standard procedure is to construct the building before putting in the board room.

  9. Jeremy says:

    I say, what a jolly good insurance policy we have!

  10. Jeremy says:

    Alright, fellas, now its time for our after-dinner game, where you can be the bird brain you’ve always wanted to be: Poop On That Mercedes!

  11. JKB says:

    Tiny food.
    In the air.
    I’m so hungry
    But the crane man doesn’t care

    When will we descend
    to the ground?
    I’ll go to McDonald’s
    And eat food by the quarter pound

    It’s quick and it’s tasty
    It’s simple fare
    But there I’m not
    strapped to my chair

    Tiny food
    In the air
    High above the park
    In the sun’s waning glare

  12. Moderate Mom says:

    Donald Trump takes Celebrity Apprentice to new heights.

  13. “Okay, gentlemen. Here are reports of our plunging sales and profits. I know that many of you will now want to jump put the window. But as you see, we can’t even afford windows any more. Or a building to put them in.”

  14. Kripto says:

    “Hey, who farted?”

  15. John425 says:

    OWS sit-in demands air and sky be taken from the 1%

  16. Fog says:

    So, what is the after dinner entertainment, Dr Evil?

  17. FormerHostage says:

    Too bad! I told you to go BEFORE the dinner started!

  18. FormerHostage says:

    Damn! I just dropped my fork!

  19. FormerHostage says:

    The business world’s version of the “kids table” at Thanksgiving.

  20. KRM says:

    The annual meeting of Exhibitionists Anonymous got off to a flying start.

  21. John425 says:

    Newsflash: “Romney campaign gets airborne. Obama campaign waiting for the oceans to recede.”

  22. jd says:

    “We can’t come back! We don’t know how it works!”

  23. John425 says:

    Ron Paul: “See! Even from up here you can see the Earth is flat.”

  24. Don’t like the food? Feel free to lean waaaaaaay back in your chair.

  25. The G20 Summit goes to new heights to avoid protests disrupting their meetings.

  26. al-Ameda says:

    “We can see Alaska from here”

  27. mannning says:

    I SAID! Sit down in your assigned place over there or we will tip over, and it’s a long way down!

  28. “I wonder what the little people are doing for dinner.”

  29. Tom Nally says:

    The men’s room? Go around the ice machine, then first door on the right.

  30. “Sorry, but the last chance to use the bathroom was five minutes ago.”

  31. “Okay, um. No body panic now. But, ah, we’ve got another missing kid.”

  32. “And if you look over to your left – No, no! That’s my left! I said ‘YOUR’ left!”

  33. “Okay, the next one who cracks another Sarah Palin ‘I can see Russia from my house’ joke is getting tossed.”

  34. rbee says:

    …The bamster and his choom homies recreating those”high” school “daze”…

  35. “A toast to us, the so-called: 1%”