OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Photo By REUTERS/Jason Reed

I will be off till Mid August. I’ll leave you this picture until then.

The last contest results will still be posted this week.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Mr. Prosser says:

    The toughest homeowners association in the U.S. reviews an architectural control violation.

  2. Ever since POTUS got a new Harry Potter invisibility cloak, not even the Secret Service can find him.

  3. JKB says:

    The Secret Service seem rather cavalier given the President visiting what the Department of Homeland Security has identified as the heart of domestic terrorism in America.

  4. JKB says:

    Secret Service agents keep an eye out for a few desperate housewives.

  5. al-Ameda says:

    “Where the hell are we?”

  6. Jeremy says:

    “All pay phones in the vicinity disabled. They won’t escape this way.”

  7. MIB4 – Executive Edition

  8. “All right, people, there was no double dip. The high unemployment you saw was not a recession. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.”

  9. JKB says:

    Ever since the Colombia scandal broke, suburban streets have been being blocked off married couples can play Secret Service Agent and Columbian prostitute at block parties.

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:


    suburban streets have been being blocked off married couples can play Secret Service Agent

    Edit JKB. I can not make heads or tails of that.

  11. KRM says:

    But as his bike turned the corner onto Pine Street Timmy suddenly realized that his mom wasn’t joking: This time he was going to be grounded for real..

  12. Bill says:

    Waiting for Hookers.

  13. At the moment he saw the government agents, he slammed on the car’s brakes, barely having time to realize before three .40-caliber Smith and Wesson’s blew his brain apart, “I knew I should have made that left turn at Albuquerque.”

  14. rudderpedals says:

    Six to beam up

  15. “Did Ned spend the hooker money on blow again?”

  16. jd says:

    One stick and one ball short of a game.

  17. KRM says:

    In contrast to the raucous street scenes attending the Occupy Wall Street protests, the “Evict Maple Street” event was a subdued affair.

  18. physics geek says:

    “I see the anomaly. But he is only…human

    “I don’t think this is where the Blues Brothers convention is being held.”

    A brand new fashion: upscale Goth.

  19. The ‘Men in Black’ show up at another American suburb in a vain attempt to erase its memory of the nation’s scourge: the foreclosure-banking diabolical debacle.

  20. CSK says:

    Mortician’s Monthly: The Fall Fashion Issue

  21. mannning says:

    I hope he is satisfied with this imprompto visit to his Aunt Minnie. Call for backup, suburbia is far too dangerous for this!

  22. KRM says:

    After some tense moments, the guide dogs were found to be only a few blocks away, chasing cats.

  23. Tillman says:

    They always send teams of four to kill. I heard it was based on some Japanese BS pun of “four” being the same word for “death.”

  24. Tillman says:

    “Hey, Joe! What kind of prejudice do we use for political reporters again?”
    “Extreme, got it.”