OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. black onion says:

    How did you get a copy of my schematics?

  2. Mr. Prosser says:

    No, Mr. Romney, let’s go over this again; with the corned beef you have a choice of cole slaw or potato salad. You want soup, that’s an extra side.

  3. Tony W says:

    Aware of both his immense wealth and his diplomatic problems during his overseas trip, local land speculators attempt to persuade Gov. Mitt Romney to invest in a new settlement project just east of Jerusalem.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Have we got a bridge for you to buy!”

  5. John Burgess says:

    “We think the only way it will work is if we move Jerusalem to the Capital… Washington, DC”

  6. MstrB says:

    No, we only cut off this part.

  7. Al says:

    “I gotta admit, this centerfold is pretty hot.”

  8. “Mr.Romney, this is where our people used to keep our inscribed golden plates. But they disappeared in 1823. Any idea where they went?”

  9. al-Ameda says:

    “See, I keep my money right there – the Cayman Islands, or as Ann and I call them, South Central Cuba”

  10. “Obama’s staff is too long. They’re digging in the wrong place!”

  11. C. Clavin says:

    Look right here Mr. Romney…the path you are taking to the White House is very, very narrow.

  12. rodney dill says:

    “So if I read this part of the Torah from left to right it says, ‘Obama is one and done?‘”
    “Yes… that and, ‘The walrus is Paul.‘”

  13. “Yes, Mr. Romney, this map proves conclusively that you should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.”

  14. Mitt Romney gets an eyeful of Miss Chanukah.

  15. KRM says:

    “West Bank, schmesh bank, Mitt! Your a mensch, and I’m tellin’ you -Once these last 2 timeshares go, they ain’t buildin’ no more!”

  16. rudderpedals says:

    OK Mr. Romney, if you’d like to try the aleph bes without the “Now I learned my ABCs” singsong it might be easier.

  17. jd says:

    I still think the camel joke was best.

  18. CSK says:

    “No, really, it’s true, governor. There ARE fifteen commandments.”

  19. Mitt Romney is presented with a tourist brochure and cardkey to the Holy City.

  20. “So as you can see right here for yourself, Mr. Romney. Ishmael was not the favorite son of Abraham. In fact, according to familytree.com, Ishmael is not even the son of Abraham at all.”

  21. Members of the IDF share their plans with Mitt Romney to invade Iran and Dearborn, Michigan.

  22. “And the count shall be three…” — Mitt Romany gets instructions on how to use the Holy Hand Grenade (Armaments Chapter 2, verses 9 to 21).

  23. “And the count shall be three…” — Mitt Romney gets instructions on how to use the Holy Hand Grenade (Armaments Chapter 2, verses 9 to 21).