OTB Caption Contest Winners

The How Do I Order Ham and Eggs? Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The How Do I Order Ham and Eggs? Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AP Photo/Dan Balilty)


First(tie): Stormy Dragon“Obama’s staff is too long. They’re digging in the wrong place!”

First(tie): black onionHow did you get a copy of my schematics? (The Rominator – rodney)

Second: MstrB – No, we only cut off this part.

Third: Vast Variety – “I gotta admit, this centerfold is pretty hot.”


KRM – “West Bank, schmesh bank, Mitt! Your a mensch, and I’m tellin’ you -Once these last 2 timeshares go, they ain’t buildin’ no more!”

Mr. Prosser – No, Mr. Romney, let’s go over this again; with the corned beef you have a choice of cole slaw or potato salad. You want soup, that’s an extra side.

Donald sensing“Mr.Romney, this is where our people used to keep our inscribed golden plates. But they disappeared in 1823. Any idea where they went?”

C. Clavin – Look right here Mr. Romney…the path you are taking to the White House is very, very narrow.

jd – I still think the camel joke was best.

Robert W. ArmijoMembers of the IDF share their plans with Mitt Romney to invade Iran and Dearborn, Michigan.

CSK – “No, really, it’s true, governor. There ARE fifteen commandments.”


I know this plan doesn’t look like much, but for the finale you get to do the big number ‘Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life’ with Eric Idle.

“What? …but the Secret Service said ‘Rosh Katan’ was the perfect code name for me.”

The Monday Contest is ready for round two.

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Ron Beasley says:

    Too Funny!

  2. Jeremy says:

    Stormy wins that one hands down. Not even close.