OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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I come all the way to Charlotte and all you got is lite beer?
Feeling somewhat overconfident on the eve of the Democratic Convention, President Obama tries to make a glass of beer levitate.
Last Call
“Here you go, Mr. President. But remember – you didn’t pour that.”
“Hey, what’s a candidate gotta do to get ahead here?”
“‘Obama drinks Heineken!’ Front page of Druge Report, here I come!”
“to pre-nupts!”
“Careful not to spill it, barkeep. It’d be a shame to spill it on that newspaper headline reading: ‘No Convention Bounce for Romney.'”
Testing politicians: Will he take the beer or go for the cash on the bar?
“No, this is my beer recipe. You get your own.”
Invisible Obama beer.
“Well, no, ma’am, Obamacare doesn’t mean that you give your urine sample directly to me for testing.”
“You didn’t pour that.”
Obama takes his “Beer Summit” on a road trip.
With an empty barstool just his right, Obama prepares to deliver his first draft rebuttal to Clint Eastwood.
Obama joins in on one of Washington’s oldest drinking games: Every time one American job is created, two are sent abroad. Everybody take a drink.
Obama soon to join the nation’s latest drinking game: Every time an American gives up looking for a job (not counted, according to government statistics as among the unemployed anymore), everybody takes a drink.
Woo haaa…. now which one of you white guys wants to come to my limo and blow me while I smoke a rock?
Ed grinned like a ten year old when he suddenly remembered the six burritos he’d had for lunch.