OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Jay Tea says:

    “My next plan for saving the economy? Gimme a second, I’ll go yank it out…”


  2. Maggie Mama says:

    I didn’t leave Michelle at home — she’s right over there!

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    Hang on there, Elsie, no more carbon releases please!

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Looks like Governor Perry’s spouting off again.

  5. Dodd says:


  6. MstrB says:

    That’s legal in 12 States

  7. rodney dill says:

    City Slickers III – trailer…
    “Didja spend another Trillion $’s today Mr. President?”
    “Day ain’t over yet.”

  8. Obama’s just ahead of the news cycle when it comes to shovel ready jobs.

  9. @MstrB: So it’s illegal in 45 states?

  10. Is that where eggs come from?

  11. David Plouffe says before we try to out-Perry Rick Perry again perhaps we should find someone who’s actually been on a farm before.

  12. All asshat, one cattle.

  13. Cow!

  14. That’s where wagyu comes from?

  15. Secret Service Agent thinks to himself, not again.

  16. Michael Hamm says:

    Hey look – Congressional Democrats are delivering their economic recovery plan.

  17. Throw her under the bus.

  18. Michael Hamm says:

    How do you milk this one? I only see one teat.

  19. markm says:

    Obama: “BIDEN!!…get over here……oh, that’s cows ass”.

  20. OzarkHibilly says:

    A horse’s ass meets a cows ass.

    That smells almost as bad as Paul Ryans budget.

    Glad we got Joe out of there.

  21. Park Liberty says:

    No cojones …!

  22. JKB says:

    “Greenhouse gas, greenhouse gas!”

  23. Drew says:

    You! You over there. You’re supposed to faint in my presence.

  24. Drew says:

    No, that’s…….because I say so.

  25. Drew says:


    No. that’s the head……..because I say so.

  26. rodney dill says:

    “Nice doggie.”

  27. OzarkHibilly says:

    Quick: Which one is not like the other?

  28. Rock says:

    The President: Are those cowbells?
    Secret Service Agent: No, Mr. President, those are Mountain Oysters.

  29. rodney dill says:

    “The Farmer won’t have a Holstein after we tax half of it away.”

  30. rodney dill says:

    Quick: Which one is not like the other?

    @OzarkHibilly: The Secret Service Agent, as the dry cow and the President are udder failures.

  31. John425 says:

    Obama: “That’s not a horses ass! I’m the horse’s ass.

    Obama: “Is that something we can regulate?”

    Obama: “Get that thing out of my garden. It’s eating my arugula.”

  32. OzarkHibilly says:

    @rodney dill: heh. Really bad pun. I love it.

  33. Will you pull my finger?

  34. He sure does point a lot in these caption contests.

  35. Obama: Only two things come from Texas, steers and Rick Perry.
    Secret Service Agent: Good one, Mr. President.

  36. So that’s why that call it a longhorn.

  37. Jersey? No, I’d better not.

  38. @OzarkHibilly: The Secret Service Agent. The other two are still generating more teat suckers.

  39. @OzarkHibilly: The Secret Service Agent. The other two continue to spew BS daily.

  40. @OzarkHibilly: I’ve never looked at a bull’s testicles long enough to discern an appreciable difference.

  41. @OzarkHibilly: The Secret Service Agent. The other two have bad associations with Chicago.

  42. OzarkHibilly says:

    @charles austin: Heh, I knew I would be getting some answers, That’s why I asked the question.

  43. @OzarkHibilly: The Secret Service Agent. The other two won’t be around on February 2013.

  44. Can Malia ride the pony?

  45. Drew says:

    Hold on a second, agent Stark, I just had one of my “messiah” moments. I know the Volt isn’t doing so well, but suppose we had a lot of mobile gas transmission pipes …….damn I’m good….

  46. Peterh says:

    Tell me again how much we pay you to room & board this critter…..

  47. mannning says:

    …so the steer showed Obama what he thinks this administration.

  48. Whew! I didn’t know green jobs smelled so bad.

  49. Ah, the emperor’s invisible cape. Such a nice shade of red.

  50. The schmaltz of the toreador.

  51. All your tenderloin are belong to us!

  52. Good Lord, now’s he’s going on about cows created and saved.

  53. @OzarkHibilly: The Secret Service Agent. He’s the only one that obeyed the “Keep Off The Grass” sign.

  54. R. E. Davidson says:

    See if we can hire him to write my speaches.

  55. R. E. Davidson says:

    Hey! He memorized one of my speaches!

  56. R. E. Davidson says:

    At least Obama is out standing in SOME field.

  57. R. E. Davidson says:

    What’s the fifth leg for?

  58. R. E. Davidson says:

    Is that where the eggs come out?

  59. R. E. Davidson says:

    @ charles austin: Sorry I didn’t see yours. Disregard mine.

  60. R. E. Davidson says:

    Quick! Somebody stop him; save the ozone layer! What? No, the bull is fine.

  61. R. E. Davidson says:

    Does he have a birth certificate I can borrow?

  62. physics geek says:

    I think I see my new economic policy forming…

    Okay, this Feng Shui class is a little bit out there.

  63. R. E. Davidson says:

    No, Mr. President, you should stick to just kissing politician ass.

  64. “Oh look, another ‘Butter Cow’! I guess I stand corrected: global warming was a myth after all.”

  65. “Wait a doggoned minute here! One Golden Calf at a time, please?”

  66. “Oh look, there goes another sacrificial cow…Sure glad it’s not me.”

  67. “Hey there, Betsy. I haven’t seen you, since when? The Nativity scene in Kenya, wasn’t it?”

  68. Pausing to pose for pictures with Yvonne, the runaway cow, Republicans were quick to accuse Obama of running for President of the EU.

  69. HBO and David Simon announce their newest series, sort of The Wire crossed with The Simple Life as Herc and Carver are reassigned to combat meth labs in rural Missouri.

  70. The last time I saw ankles like that, no, I better not.

  71. Far from the maddening herd…

  72. “Wait a minute. I think I’ve seen this before…Any second now, Jim Carrey’s head is going to pop out of the end of that cow.”

  73. “Have the Levites pitch their tent here and the Tribe of Benjamin over there. And for Yahweh’s sake, will someone dip that calf in gold and have it mounted? We want to surprise Moses when he returns from the mountaintop, not bore him to death.”

  74. “Why isn’t there a 4-H Club ‘Obama for President 2012’ campaign sign hanging off that cow’s [BLEEP]?”

  75. “Why isn’t there a 4-H Club ‘Obama for President 2012’ campaign sign covering that cow’s bottom round?”

  76. “Would somebody please slap an ‘Obama for President 2012’ bumper sticker on that cow?”