OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Barack Obama, Joshua Bell, Mariah Carey, Janelle Monáe,  Renee Fleming

(AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

Winners will be announced after Monday PM.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. RockThisTown says:

    After 5 years, Obama reveals he’s a huge fan of elf twerking.

  2. RockThisTown says:

    A black background, a white Santa & a President who’s red all over.

  3. RockThisTown says:

    Yuck Dynasty.

  4. RockThisTown says:

    The Presidential vacation sector is doing just fine.

  5. RockThisTown says:

    ‘What a bright time, it’s the right time, to redistribute wealth away’

  6. al-Ameda says:

    “President on stage with the most overrated and annoying singer of the past 20 years.”

  7. Tillman says:

    Ah, my favorite White House Christmas event, the child-snatching.

  8. John425 says:

    News bulletin, bulletin, bulletin: “President caught leering at pre-pubescent girl!”

  9. JWH says:

    Santa Claus and President Obama celebrate their new Elf on the Shelf/NSA data-sharing agreeement.

  10. Paul Hooson says:

    “Whistle while you twerk….Hitler was a jerk….Mussolini was a weenie….Whistle while you twerk…

  11. Paul Hooson says:

    “Let’s do the time warp again….”

    “Like it’s the Jimmy Carter years?”

  12. John425 says:

    Obama is bemused by all the white people at his Kwanzaa festival.

  13. OzarkHillbilly says:

    As the guy who gives away free stuff for votes, shouldn’t Obama be wearing the Santa suit?

  14. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Mitt Romney came dressed as Santa on election night 2012 and gave Obama 4 more years.

  15. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Obama unexpectedly shows up at a GOP caucus meeting and catches John Boehner playing Santa to the Tea Party..

  16. Mu says:

    Obama liked this perk of the presidency: No longer did he have to dress up as Knecht Ruprecht and hand out the coals.

  17. Tillman says:

    While all the Yuletide cheer swirled around him, President Obama heaved a heavy sigh, muttering under his breath they could all keep their plans.

  18. He who must not be named says:

    President Obama explains as only he can, “Let me be clear, if you like your presents, you can keep your presents.”

  19. He who must not be named says:

    Santa’s little twerker: “Kobe, I’m open!”
    President Obama, “Hey, that’s my line.”

  20. He who must not be named says:

    Santa Claus and a few carefully selected adoring fans. And some old guy with a beard in a red and white suit.

  21. HiPlanesDrifter says:

    “I’m granting Obamacare waivers to everyone here! Merry Christmas!”