OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. MaggieMama says:

    Do YOU really think our country is ready for a white First Lady?

  2. Hey Norm says:

    With apologies to the Boss…
    “Not Born in the USA”

  3. MaggieMama says:

    Obama never wanted to wear a flag pin in his lapel. Now he can’t seem to find American flags big enough to “suit his message“.

  4. John Burgess says:

    “You! You right over there! You got all the hope and change you could swallow, didn’t you! I knew it from your smile.”

  5. “Yeah, you heard me! ‘These colors don’t run.’ Stop laughing!”

  6. steve says:

    Better get my gun ready. This guy in front of me looks like he’s carrying Skittles.

  7. The saddest part about Obama’s loss to Ivan Drago was that he had to depend on Mitt Romney to avenge him.

  8. JKB says:

    “I didn’t get a harumph from that guy!”

  9. Hey Norm says:

    The Death Panel is coming for you!!!

  10. al-Ameda says:

    “Orly? Orly Taitz, you maniac!”

  11. Nikki says:

    C’mon, folks, come join the Soul Train line for All Americans!

  12. Hoyticus says:

    I want YOU for Vice President!!!

  13. Tillman says:

    “You! Yes, you! In the back there! Yes! You don’t matter.”

    (helps if read in an old man British aristocrat voice)

  14. Tillman says:

    “Harry Zaford, you two bit son of a whore! I said if I ever saw you again, you’re a dead man! What, you thought the crowd would stop me?”

  15. painterguy says:

    Hey, you there, lady in the third row…Aren’t you one of the 93% of women who’ve become unemployed since I took office?

  16. painterguy says:

    Hey, there’s a republican in the room. Silence him now!

  17. painterguy says:

    Hey I heard that. Sounds like you have a little of your own gas stored up.

  18. jd says:

    All I want for Christmas is you…. and you…. and you, and you, and you!

  19. Tillman says:

    Suddenly, the man Obama pointed to collapsed from cardiac arrest. Pundits would memorialize this moment as the turning point in the election: this was when the country realized Obama was a witch.