Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Do YOU really think our country is ready for a white First Lady?
With apologies to the Boss…
“Not Born in the USA”
Obama never wanted to wear a flag pin in his lapel. Now he can’t seem to find American flags big enough to “suit his message“.
“You! You right over there! You got all the hope and change you could swallow, didn’t you! I knew it from your smile.”
“Yeah, you heard me! ‘These colors don’t run.’ Stop laughing!”
Better get my gun ready. This guy in front of me looks like he’s carrying Skittles.
The saddest part about Obama’s loss to Ivan Drago was that he had to depend on Mitt Romney to avenge him.
“I didn’t get a harumph from that guy!”
The Death Panel is coming for you!!!
“Orly? Orly Taitz, you maniac!”
C’mon, folks, come join the Soul Train line for All Americans!
I want YOU for Vice President!!!
“You! Yes, you! In the back there! Yes! You don’t matter.”
(helps if read in an old man British aristocrat voice)
“Harry Zaford, you two bit son of a whore! I said if I ever saw you again, you’re a dead man! What, you thought the crowd would stop me?”
Hey, you there, lady in the third row…Aren’t you one of the 93% of women who’ve become unemployed since I took office?
Hey, there’s a republican in the room. Silence him now!
Hey I heard that. Sounds like you have a little of your own gas stored up.
All I want for Christmas is you…. and you…. and you, and you, and you!
Suddenly, the man Obama pointed to collapsed from cardiac arrest. Pundits would memorialize this moment as the turning point in the election: this was when the country realized Obama was a witch.
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