OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


Winners will be announced Thursay PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Samantha says:

    I got you debt – in style of sonny and Cher

  2. Kevin Whalen says:

    Romney “I smelled it”

    Obama “He dealt it”

  3. Jc says:

    “you’re fired”, “hey, that’s my line”

  4. Mr. Prosser says:

    Battle of the Bands:
    Romney: “Hey, you! Get offa my cloud!”
    Obama: “He don’t love you like I love you.”

  5. John Burgess says:

    “Talk of ineffective… he’s still trying to get someone to pull his finger.”

  6. rodney dill says:

    Romney: ♫ “De Camptown ladies sing dis song.” ♫

    Obama: ♫ “Ra-cist… Ra-cist… “♫

  7. JKB says:

    Obama: “Look, he thinks he can beat me with reason and accountability, ha ha”

  8. JKB says:

    “Did I do that?”

  9. JKB says:

    Listen closely, if you dare. Behind them ignore the empty chair. It’s the sound of Cylons

  10. “Romney sang bass,
    Obama sang tenor . . .”

  11. “Mr. President, have you noticed how much Candy Crowley looks like a wax figure?”
    “You do, too.”
    “So do you.”

  12. “Go ahead. Pull my finger.” “Oh no, Mr. President. We’re not falling for that again.”

  13. David says:

    Romney and Obama break out in song singing “what the world needs now is love sweet love.”

  14. KRM says:

    “Who’ll give me a hundred dollars?
    One hundred dollar bid, now two,
    now two, will ya give me two?
    Two hundred dollar bid, now three,
    now three hundred, will ya give me three?
    Two hundred, two and a half, two-fifty,
    How about two-fifty? fifty? fifty? fifty? I got it!
    How about two sixty? sixty? sixty?
    I’ve got two sixty, now seventy?
    how about seventy? two-seventy?

  15. No one could’ve dreamed how contentious the debate would get until an open mic picked up this little exchange, whispered beneath the breath of the two:

    “Admit it, Gov. Romney. Your pension fund is bigger than mine.” “Okay, so it is, Mr. President. But haven’t you heard that size doesn’t matter? Or didn’t your wife ever tell you?”

  16. jd says:

    R: “Why did the battle group cross the Persian Gulf?”

    O: “Ahhh, I think we’ve heard that one before!”

  17. CSK says:

    The debate audience was startled, but greatly entertained when Dino and Sammy substituted for Mitt and Barack.

  18. Jeremy says:

    The precise moment at which the candidates realized they had each other’s ties.

  19. Jeremy says:

    “Don’t look now, Mr. President, but I believe the voters are actually starting to think we’re different!”
    “Absolutely, Mr. Romney. I have better hair.”

  20. Mitt Romney’s failed attempt at courting the women’s vote:

    “Come on America, who do you want in the White House for the next four years: This wimpy dude with two daughters, or a real virile beefcake macho man like me with five sons to prove it?”

  21. KRM says:

    Where’s Curly?

  22. President Barack Obama’s failed attempt at courting the women’s vote:

    “No need to feel offended, Gov. Romney. It’s just that in your case I don’t think the drapes match the rug…on your head that is.”

  23. After the first two contestants, America’s Got Talent got canceled.

  24. He who must not be named says:
  25. He who must not be named says:

    “I see a little silhouetto of a man.”
    “Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?”

  26. He who must not be named says:
  27. He who must not be named says:
  28. Tillman says:
  29. Maggiemama says:

    Madame Tussaud’s has a new exhibit.

  30. Maggiemama says:

    Which one’s Memorex?

  31. physics geek says:


    [Romney] They say we’re young and we don’t know
    We won’t find out until we grow
    [Obama] Well I don’t know if all that’s true
    ‘Cause you got me, and baby I got you

    Obama: “I can’t believe he actually pulled my finger!”
    Romney: “Man, that one gets me every time.”

  32. “IIIII’m, so in love with you…”

  33. Maggiemama says:

    Somebody teach these guys the correct way to play “rock, paper, scissors”.