Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, October 22, 2012
Winners will be announced Thursay PM
I got you debt – in style of sonny and Cher
Romney “I smelled it”
Obama “He dealt it”
“you’re fired”, “hey, that’s my line”
Battle of the Bands:
Romney: “Hey, you! Get offa my cloud!”
Obama: “He don’t love you like I love you.”
“Talk of ineffective… he’s still trying to get someone to pull his finger.”
Romney: ♫ “De Camptown ladies sing dis song.” ♫
Obama: ♫ “Ra-cist… Ra-cist… “♫
Obama: “Look, he thinks he can beat me with reason and accountability, ha ha”
“Did I do that?”
Listen closely, if you dare. Behind them ignore the empty chair. It’s the sound of Cylons
“Romney sang bass,
Obama sang tenor . . .”
“Mr. President, have you noticed how much Candy Crowley looks like a wax figure?”
“You do, too.”
“So do you.”
“Go ahead. Pull my finger.” “Oh no, Mr. President. We’re not falling for that again.”
Romney and Obama break out in song singing “what the world needs now is love sweet love.”
“Who’ll give me a hundred dollars?
One hundred dollar bid, now two,
now two, will ya give me two?
Two hundred dollar bid, now three,
now three hundred, will ya give me three?
Two hundred, two and a half, two-fifty,
How about two-fifty? fifty? fifty? fifty? I got it!
How about two sixty? sixty? sixty?
I’ve got two sixty, now seventy?
how about seventy? two-seventy?
No one could’ve dreamed how contentious the debate would get until an open mic picked up this little exchange, whispered beneath the breath of the two:
“Admit it, Gov. Romney. Your pension fund is bigger than mine.” “Okay, so it is, Mr. President. But haven’t you heard that size doesn’t matter? Or didn’t your wife ever tell you?”
R: “Why did the battle group cross the Persian Gulf?”
O: “Ahhh, I think we’ve heard that one before!”
The debate audience was startled, but greatly entertained when Dino and Sammy substituted for Mitt and Barack.
The precise moment at which the candidates realized they had each other’s ties.
“Don’t look now, Mr. President, but I believe the voters are actually starting to think we’re different!”
“Absolutely, Mr. Romney. I have better hair.”
Mitt Romney’s failed attempt at courting the women’s vote:
“Come on America, who do you want in the White House for the next four years: This wimpy dude with two daughters, or a real virile beefcake macho man like me with five sons to prove it?”
President Barack Obama’s failed attempt at courting the women’s vote:
“No need to feel offended, Gov. Romney. It’s just that in your case I don’t think the drapes match the rug…on your head that is.”
After the first two contestants, America’s Got Talent got canceled.
So, which one’s Howard Keel and which one’s Betty Hutton?
“I see a little silhouetto of a man.”
“Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?”
Ah, it’s not for you, it’s more of a Shelbyville idea.
And for their second encore our candidates sing Friendship from Anything Goes!”
“It’s time someone had the courage to stand up and say, I’m against those things that everybody hates!”
“Now I respect my opponent, I think he’s a good man, but quite frankly I agree with everything he just said!”
Madame Tussaud’s has a new exhibit.
Which one’s Memorex?
[Romney] They say we’re young and we don’t know
We won’t find out until we grow
[Obama] Well I don’t know if all that’s true
‘Cause you got me, and baby I got you
Obama: “I can’t believe he actually pulled my finger!”
Romney: “Man, that one gets me every time.”
“IIIII’m, so in love with you…”
Somebody teach these guys the correct way to play “rock, paper, scissors”.
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