OTB Caption Contest

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    On your knees, peon.

  2. Aelio says:

    Trump magnanimously invited Romney for a 9-hole round on the White House’s new golf course.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Mr President? How’d you like to be an investor in my Miami Beach real estate project?

  4. C. Clavin says:

    The one in which Mitt, representing the Republican Establishment, bends over and grabs his ankles for the admitted serial sexual assaulter President-Elect.

  5. Aelio says:

    Trump was interviewing Romney for his new caddie position.

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Good news, Mitt. I’ve decided to let you live but you have to forfeit all titles and properties and join the Night’s Watch.

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Got Vase1ine?

  8. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Did you wash your hands, Mitt?

  9. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Nice to meet you, Commissioner. I’m the Lone Ranger and this isn’t Tonto. It’s the White House after all.

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Ahhh, the turkey has arrived just in time for Thanksgiving!

  11. RockThisTown says:

    The phony winner meets the genuine loser.

  12. Mu says:

    “I’m Donald Trump, and you are?”

  13. RockThisTown says:

    “What do you bring to the table, Mitt . . . Bain Capital or Bane to my Capitol?”

  14. RockThisTown says:

    “Mr. President . . . my inner 47% congratulates you.”

  15. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hello my good friend!”.

    “So good to see you!”.

    ….And, now what they’re really thinking…

    “Welcome to my charade! You know you’re not really getting anything, don’t you?’.

    “Certainly. On my worst day, I still have a lot more going on than you ever will ..”.

  16. DrDaveT says:

    Pound, shilling, and Pence.

  17. john430 says:

    @C. Clavin: He’s just copying what you do anytime you meet a fellow leftist.

  18. john430 says:

    Trump to Romney: “Now do you get the notion that nice guys finish last?”

  19. Moosebreath says:

    So, are you here to apply for the new butler position?

  20. Jc says:

    Mitt Romney finally meets one of the 47% of Americans who pay no income tax.

  21. Tony W says:

    With Chris Christie out of the way, Mitt finally sees his opportunity

  22. Gromitt Gunn says:

    That’s far enough. Only Viceroy Pence and Empress Melania are allowed to stand on the same level as Emperor Trump.

  23. Hal_10000 says:

    “Thank God you’re here. I don’t know how any of this works. Last night, I got trapped in the bathroom for six hours.”

  24. rodney dill says:

    Mitt: “Mr. President, why do you need me to serve in your administration?”
    Trump: “Because it’ll make Alec Baldwin piss his pants.”
    Mitt: “I want in.”

  25. Guarneri says:

    I know we’ve had our differences, Mitt. But as a fellow deal guy I just had to let you see this. With the rates on their speeches suddenly down, I made them a great deal. They’re in there cleaning stains with her SpotBot.

  26. pylon says:

    After Jc, everyone else is wasting their time. Excellent!

  27. Andrew says:

    Isn’t it funny, Mitt?! You’re a Mormon, yet I have had more wives than you!

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey Mitt, name one thing worse than some of appointments so far?”.

    “Ok, how about. “Tie The Yellow School Bus Around The Old Oak Tree”.

  29. FormerHostage says:

    You’re fired!

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “Sorry it took so long to get here, but the bus driver who claimed to be Chattanooga, claimed he knew a shortcut. But, his detour through garbage cans, mailboxes, parked cars and finally an oak tree only made the trip a little longer…”.

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    “So,how was HAMILTON?”.