OTB Caption Contest
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Mike Segar/Reuters
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Mike Segar/Reuters
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
On your knees, peon.
Trump magnanimously invited Romney for a 9-hole round on the White House’s new golf course.
Mr President? How’d you like to be an investor in my Miami Beach real estate project?
The one in which Mitt, representing the Republican Establishment, bends over and grabs his ankles for the
admitted serial sexual assaulterPresident-Elect.Trump was interviewing Romney for his new caddie position.
Good news, Mitt. I’ve decided to let you live but you have to forfeit all titles and properties and join the Night’s Watch.
Got Vase1ine?
Did you wash your hands, Mitt?
Nice to meet you, Commissioner. I’m the Lone Ranger and this isn’t Tonto. It’s the White House after all.
Ahhh, the turkey has arrived just in time for Thanksgiving!
The phony winner meets the genuine loser.
“I’m Donald Trump, and you are?”
“What do you bring to the table, Mitt . . . Bain Capital or Bane to my Capitol?”
“Mr. President . . . my inner 47% congratulates you.”
“Hello my good friend!”.
“So good to see you!”.
….And, now what they’re really thinking…
“Welcome to my charade! You know you’re not really getting anything, don’t you?’.
“Certainly. On my worst day, I still have a lot more going on than you ever will ..”.
Pound, shilling, and Pence.
@C. Clavin: He’s just copying what you do anytime you meet a fellow leftist.
Trump to Romney: “Now do you get the notion that nice guys finish last?”
So, are you here to apply for the new butler position?
Mitt Romney finally meets one of the 47% of Americans who pay no income tax.
With Chris Christie out of the way, Mitt finally sees his opportunity
That’s far enough. Only Viceroy Pence and Empress Melania are allowed to stand on the same level as Emperor Trump.
“Thank God you’re here. I don’t know how any of this works. Last night, I got trapped in the bathroom for six hours.”
Mitt: “Mr. President, why do you need me to serve in your administration?”
Trump: “Because it’ll make Alec Baldwin piss his pants.”
Mitt: “I want in.”
I know we’ve had our differences, Mitt. But as a fellow deal guy I just had to let you see this. With the rates on their speeches suddenly down, I made them a great deal. They’re in there cleaning stains with her SpotBot.
After Jc, everyone else is wasting their time. Excellent!
Isn’t it funny, Mitt?! You’re a Mormon, yet I have had more wives than you!
“Hey Mitt, name one thing worse than some of appointments so far?”.
“Ok, how about. “Tie The Yellow School Bus Around The Old Oak Tree”.
You’re fired!
“Sorry it took so long to get here, but the bus driver who claimed to be Chattanooga, claimed he knew a shortcut. But, his detour through garbage cans, mailboxes, parked cars and finally an oak tree only made the trip a little longer…”.
“So,how was HAMILTON?”.