OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Daily Mail – MailOnline

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Michael Hamm says:

    A handshake between two fauxs

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Looks pretty good, doesn’t it Mitt? Imagine how much better it would look from behind the desk.”

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Let go Mitt. We are not wrestling for it. Let go Mitt! I SAID,LET GO! SECRET SERVICE! SECRET SERVICE!

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Instead of the Secret Service, it was Big Bird who saved the Presidency from the attempted coup.

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Would like one of the pens I used to sign the legislation that saved Big Bird?”

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    ‘I have a little surprise for you Mitt. I heard you were a big fan of Big Bird and took the liberty of arranging a meet up.”.

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The surprise meeting that Obama arranged between Mitt and Big Bird did not go well as Big Bird pecked Mitt’s eyes out.

    It didn’t make much difference tho as even when Mitt still had eyes he was unable to see the bleedingly obvious.

  8. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I think I’ll give somebody else a shot now.

  9. Mr. Prosser says:

    The president and Big Bird realize the Snuffleupagus can etch-a-sketch its shape but it’s still the Snuffleupagus.

  10. JKB says:

    “Why no, Mitt, I don’t have any millionaire entertainers hiding in the back room.”

  11. JKB says:

    Doesn’t the Presidential Seal look faded under Obama?

  12. John Burgess says:

    And just when you let down your guard… THE YELLOW PERIL!!

  13. Michael Hamm says:

    And the word of the day is “Screwed”.

  14. “No Mitt, I don’t need a reverse mortgage on the place.”

  15. gVOR08 says:

    I don’t know if he’s after you for wanting to fire him, or me over the chicken chilli.

    @Doug Mataconis: At least one can hope Romney has enough money he won’t be selling boner pills.

  16. Our modern oligarchy: Big Business, Big Governement and Big Bird.

  17. Tony W says:

    Great contest Mitt, let’s go roast the bird!

  18. cd6 says:

    This post election shellacking white house visit was brought to you by the number 47 and the letters F and U

  19. john personna says:

    The power behind the throne.

  20. Debitking says:

    Churchill wasn’t so lucky but I see you kept the Remington. BTW, next time you see Big Bird tell it Kevin Clash is looking for it.

  21. David says:

    Sunny day, sweepin Mitt away…

  22. steve says:

    “Why Mitt, I see you brought your administrative assistant in charge of your polling efforts with you.”

  23. EddieInCA says:

    Mitt: I’ll give you $100million for it.

    Obama: Nope. I just spent a billion to keep it.

  24. Obama (seen here with Big Bird and Guy Smiley) hosted The Muppets today at the Oval Office.

  25. mantis says:

    “I thought we were having Turkey.”

  26. J-Dub says:

    “Mitt, while you’re here, there’s someone next door that would like to “give you the bird” so to speak.”

  27. Blue Shark says:

    G’morning Governor…

    …”Sucks to be you”

  28. CSK says:

    “Nyah, nyah, Mitt. He pardoned me on Thanksgiving.”

  29. Rick Almeida says:

    “Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.”

  30. Neil Hudelson says:

    Just wait until you see some of the staff changes I have planned for my 2nd term.

  31. Doug says:

    “OK, time to leave, you can let go now Mitt.”

  32. Jeremy says:

    “I’m so glad this election is over. Now we don’t have to pretend that we’re different.”

  33. Rafer Janders says:

    In the “sometimes we only see what we want to see” file, I must have looked at that picture about ten times before I noticed Big Bird peeking around the corner….

  34. Jeremy says:

    “Mitt, I want to introduce you to my new Treasury Secretary.”

  35. Jeremy says:

    @Rafer Janders: You and me both.

  36. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Rafer Janders: I didn’t see him until I hit send on my 2nd post.

  37. Peterh says:

    If you have time mittens, Big Bird would like to come in and do a little tap dance on your political grave…..

  38. Rafer Janders says:


    It’s a bizarre bit of human psychology, isn’t it? There’s a large, incongruous big yellow bird right in the middle of the picture, and yet a lot of us didn’t see it. Shows you how correct a lot of the recent research casting doubt on the reliabiity of eyewitness identifications in court really is…..

  39. rodney dill says:

    Mitt: “Bird? What bird?”
    Barack: “Deficit? What deficit?”

  40. Jc says:

    Mitt: (singing) “Can you tell me how to get, how to get to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave??”

  41. rodney dill says:

    Big Bird: “There can be only one.”

  42. Tillman says:


  43. Hello? Remember me?

  44. FYI! Nobody let Elmo tickle you, okay?

  45. “It’s the strangest thing. I haven’t been able to shake him since the first debate.”

  46. Excuse me, is this where you apply for a presidential pardon?

  47. Sesame Street’s Most Awkward Moments: “Oh…Hi, Mitt. How’s it going?”

  48. …then Big Bird turns to the president and says, “I thought we weren’t having turkey this year.”

  49. “Is it just me, Mr. President, or do you smell something fowl too?”