OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Obama And Biden Unveil Proposal To Decrease Gun Violence In U.S.

(Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images)

Winners will be announced after Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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  1. EdMigPer says:

    Who ripped a good one?

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @EdMigPer: I was gonna say, “Did you fart?”

  3. Herb says:

    You’re awfully lippy for a prop, little girl. Next time, we’re just going to use flags.

  4. C. Clavin says:

    Hey, you looik like a 5th grader…are you smarter than the NRA?

  5. Mr. Prosser says:

    Thanks for being here, it’s great to be around people who have more common sense than half the House of Representatives.

  6. rodney dill says:

    Obama: “So how do you stand on gun rights?”
    Blue-shirt: “I’m carrying right now.”

  7. rodney dill says:

    “When I grow up can I be on your Secret Cervix detail?”

  8. Drew says:

    You kids sure are sharp and savvy. Anyone interested in the opening at Secy of State?

  9. Neil Hudelson says:

    Yes, Jenny, I did have to overcome a lot of society’s ingrained prejudices. You see, I’m left handed.

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @rodney dill: Now that’s Bottom of the Barrel worthy!

  11. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @rodney dill:

    Obama: “So how do you stand on gun rights?”
    Blue-shirt: “I’m carrying right now.” “I don’t. I stand on gun’s lefts.”

  12. rodney dill says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: …well the kid is leaning to his left.

  13. roger says:

    Obama: That’s right kids, I’m giving myself an A. What are you laughing at?

    Girl: Your fly is unzipped.

    Obama: No it’s not.

    Girl: Made you look.

  14. Drew says:

    Yes, sweetie, I got your letter to Santa Claus as well as the one on gun control……

  15. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @rodney dill:

    …well the kid is leaning to his left.

    AHA! Another secret commie in the Obama cabinet revealed!

  16. jd says:

    I want each of you to take one of these stacks home and read it and tell me what’s in it. And let’s just not mention this to anyone… it’ll be our secret, huh?

  17. Peterh says:

    today, you’re a prop….tomorrow, you’re a Malkin target….que sera sera….

  18. CSK says:

    “Oh, man,” thought little Johnny. “I can’t believe I’m missing Power Rangers Megaforce for this crap.”

  19. Sandman says:

    “Meet my new and improved cabinet. Without a doubt, better than the previous

  20. Damon Payne says:

    All right, and what would you like for Christmas, little one?

  21. Let's Be Free says:

    “Mr. President, I want to grow up to be a responsible adult and a taxpayer someday. Thank you for your gift of $145,791 in debt.”

  22. “Where are their lab coats? I thought they’d all be wearing lab coats.”

  23. “I’m proud today to sign the Suitably Multicultural Young Would-be Victims as Props Enablement Act of 2013.”

  24. al-Ameda says:

    Next time we’re doing our photo-op on the deck of the USS Lincoln.

  25. KB says:

    Can any of you guys tell me what exactly an assault rifle is?

  26. Jc says:

    Yes Timmy, we can play Call of Duty, right after I sign this.

  27. Curtis J. Phillips says:

    Hey…your Mitt’ s grandson. What ever happened to your Grandfather?

  28. Curtis J. Phillips says:

    Hey? Who said I look like the guy on the cover of Mad Magazine? Was it you kid?

  29. Tillman says:

    “So Billy, have you been learning about marginal tax rates in school?”

  30. Tillman says:

    Later in Mindy’s life, the only thing she could recall about the occasion was the pattern of hair on the back of Barack Obama’s scalp.