OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


(Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Kevin Whalen says:

    Even people with mysterious foreign backgrounds and unknown personal history can get a gun, as this White House photo shows

  2. John Burgess says:

    “Damn it, Joe, stop dancing around!”

  3. Mr. Prosser says:

    “Be vewy, vewy quiet, I’m hunting Wepubwicans!”

  4. markm says:

    “Yet one more thing the President looks awkward while performing”

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Barack Obama doing his best Dick Cheney impersonation.

  6. stonetools says:

    (Firing at a life-size picture of Mitt Romney)

    “Take that, and that, and that!”

  7. Moosebreath says:

    You can run, Boehner, but you can’t hide.

  8. JKB says:

    You’re fired!

  9. JKB says:

    In an effort to harness to passions of historical gun control efforts, the White House released a photo of a black man firing a gun today.

  10. Jeremy says:

    One more thing in which Barack Obama is better than Dick Cheney.

  11. Crusty Dem says:

    And that’s how I told ‘me to shoot bin Laden. Twice, in the face.

  12. rodney dill says:

    “Shoot anybody yet today, Mr. President?”
    “Day ain’t over yet.”

  13. Rafer Janders says:

    Duck, you suckas!

  14. “Ha! I told you I could shoot that illegal 30-round magazine out of David Gregory’s hand!”

  15. JKB says:


    Not sure you are correct, that shotgun is pointed at lawyer face level not your normal skeet elevation.

  16. Hal 10000 says:

    Hold it down like this, Mr. President. And then let it slip a bit against your shoulder. Trust me. That’s all we need for the conspiracy nuts to go wild for another four years.

  17. CSK says:

    “I always thought a little flag that says “BANG!” came out the other end of these things.”

  18. Pharoah Narim says:

    Is thing on???

  19. Sunshine says:

    Be very afraid. These shots are just the beginning.

  20. David says:

    A real man doesn’t need an AR-15.

  21. Jeremy says:


  22. Jeremy says:

    “This is what you get for looking below Malia’s chin, boy.”

  23. PeterOly says:

    Why did the White House release a photo of Urkel firing a shotgun?

  24. al-Ameda says:

    This, like the 1969 moon landing, was faked.

  25. js4strings says:

    Say your prayers varmint … dead Wepubwicans tell no tales

  26. He who must not be named says:

    “I haven’t seen that much smoke come out of a tube in 30 years.”

  27. He who must not be named says:

    “A man’s got to know his limitations.” — Harry Callahan

  28. He who must not be named says:

    Ready! Fire! Aim! Kind of like how he does everything else.

  29. He who must not be named says:

    Next thing you know he’ll be clinging on to some religion with both hands. Bitterly.

  30. He who must not be named says:

    “The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.” No, wait, that was Eddard Stark. No one is ever going to confuse President Obama with Ned Stark.