Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, February 4, 2013
Even people with mysterious foreign backgrounds and unknown personal history can get a gun, as this White House photo shows
“Damn it, Joe, stop dancing around!”
“Be vewy, vewy quiet, I’m hunting Wepubwicans!”
“Yet one more thing the President looks awkward while performing”
Barack Obama doing his best Dick Cheney impersonation.
(Firing at a life-size picture of Mitt Romney)
“Take that, and that, and that!”
You can run, Boehner, but you can’t hide.
In an effort to harness to passions of historical gun control efforts, the White House released a photo of a black man firing a gun today.
One more thing in which Barack Obama is better than Dick Cheney.
And that’s how I told ‘me to shoot bin Laden. Twice, in the face.
“Shoot anybody yet today, Mr. President?”
“Day ain’t over yet.”
Duck, you suckas!
“Ha! I told you I could shoot that illegal 30-round magazine out of David Gregory’s hand!”
Not sure you are correct, that shotgun is pointed at lawyer face level not your normal skeet elevation.
Hold it down like this, Mr. President. And then let it slip a bit against your shoulder. Trust me. That’s all we need for the conspiracy nuts to go wild for another four years.
“I always thought a little flag that says “BANG!” came out the other end of these things.”
Is thing on???
Be very afraid. These shots are just the beginning.
A real man doesn’t need an AR-15.
“This is what you get for looking below Malia’s chin, boy.”
Why did the White House release a photo of Urkel firing a shotgun?
This, like the 1969 moon landing, was faked.
Say your prayers varmint … dead Wepubwicans tell no tales
“I haven’t seen that much smoke come out of a tube in 30 years.”
“A man’s got to know his limitations.” — Harry Callahan
Ready! Fire! Aim! Kind of like how he does everything else.
Next thing you know he’ll be clinging on to some religion with both hands. Bitterly.
“The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.” No, wait, that was Eddard Stark. No one is ever going to confuse President Obama with Ned Stark.
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