Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, April 15, 2013
Winners will be announced after Thursday PM
Son: “Who tells the very worst sheep jokes?”
Dad: “Who son?”.
Son: “Aw, dad, you guessed it!”.
@Paul Hooson: You can’t pull the wool over my eyes… I know where you got that one from…
“Hey Bob – you find the black one yet?”
There is someplace where the sheep aren’t scared.
MSNBC’s reaction to being asked to break from their coverage of sheep herding to cover the Gosnell trial.
The sheep stated they got tired of all of the shepard’s bullsh*t.
The flock, tired of Taffy’s assaults, decided to put and end to them. And Taffy.
Shepherd Perry discovered that his new bio-engineered sheepdog was stronger than he expected.
Man: “Sheep, sheep, sheep! Dammit, I know there’s a pony in here someplace.”
North Korean soldier prepares secret rocket-sheep launcher.
I dunno, maybe he read our book, ‘Ten Great Recipes for Sheep Dung.’
I guess turnabout is fair play……….strike the pose.
“Four legs good, two legs dead!”
Darn those discount Chicago funeral homes! You can already see Roger Ebert’s body as the Chicago Winter thaws into spring!
Bah… Ram… Ewe…
Sheep screw you.
After several pints of Guinness, Patty would drill into anything fluffy & white.
The mainstream media react to the Gosnell story.
“They told me to butt out and I took them seriously.”
Yeah, yeah boss. “Fleece as white as snow!” We get it. Now stop dunking our butts in Kool-Aid and maybe we’ll be more supportive
Ewe like this joke!
Later, the sheep told the police he was just trying to help push the man through the snow.
“I should be safe from those Boston Marathon bombers here”.
” This looks like a good place to hide in case of the rare event that the fertilizer plant might explode, as unlikely as that event might be…..”.
“In the unlikely event that Kim Jong Un can actually put a warhead on a missile that actually works, I should likely be safe here….”.
You can tell Spring is here. Jimmy Hoffa is appearing for the season!
“That marathon blast was so powerful that I got blown miles away! I feel like Wile E. Coyote!
“I used to think that HEE HAW was the worst thing to happen to Texas. Then comes that fertilizer explosion that blew me all the way to Vermont!”.
“I’m going into hiding again! My name is Mark Sanford. I approved of this message”.
And then the sheep tearfully told the police, “We didn’t want to kill the farmer, but he just kept on sexually assaulting us!”. It was a terrible crime scene…
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