OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced after Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Son: “Who tells the very worst sheep jokes?”

    Dad: “Who son?”.

    Son: “Aw, dad, you guessed it!”.

  2. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: You can’t pull the wool over my eyes… I know where you got that one from…

  3. Tony W says:

    “Hey Bob – you find the black one yet?”

  4. David in KC says:

    There is someplace where the sheep aren’t scared.

  5. john personna says:

    “What guy?”

  6. Hal 10000 says:

    MSNBC’s reaction to being asked to break from their coverage of sheep herding to cover the Gosnell trial.

  7. Nikki says:

    The sheep stated they got tired of all of the shepard’s bullsh*t.

  8. John Burgess says:

    The flock, tired of Taffy’s assaults, decided to put and end to them. And Taffy.

  9. grumpy realist says:

    Shepherd Perry discovered that his new bio-engineered sheepdog was stronger than he expected.

  10. John425 says:

    Man: “Sheep, sheep, sheep! Dammit, I know there’s a pony in here someplace.”

    North Korean soldier prepares secret rocket-sheep launcher.

  11. Red Barchetta says:

    I dunno, maybe he read our book, ‘Ten Great Recipes for Sheep Dung.’

  12. Red Barchetta says:

    I guess turnabout is fair play……….strike the pose.

  13. rodney dill says:

    “Four legs good, two legs dead!”

  14. Paul Hooson says:

    Darn those discount Chicago funeral homes! You can already see Roger Ebert’s body as the Chicago Winter thaws into spring!

  15. Bah… Ram… Ewe…
    Sheep screw you.

  16. After several pints of Guinness, Patty would drill into anything fluffy & white.

  17. The mainstream media react to the Gosnell story.

  18. “They told me to butt out and I took them seriously.”

  19. Greg Dwyer says:

    Yeah, yeah boss. “Fleece as white as snow!” We get it. Now stop dunking our butts in Kool-Aid and maybe we’ll be more supportive

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    Ewe like this joke!

  21. MstrB says:

    Later, the sheep told the police he was just trying to help push the man through the snow.

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    “I should be safe from those Boston Marathon bombers here”.

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    ” This looks like a good place to hide in case of the rare event that the fertilizer plant might explode, as unlikely as that event might be…..”.

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    “In the unlikely event that Kim Jong Un can actually put a warhead on a missile that actually works, I should likely be safe here….”.

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    You can tell Spring is here. Jimmy Hoffa is appearing for the season!

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    “That marathon blast was so powerful that I got blown miles away! I feel like Wile E. Coyote!

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    “I used to think that HEE HAW was the worst thing to happen to Texas. Then comes that fertilizer explosion that blew me all the way to Vermont!”.

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m going into hiding again! My name is Mark Sanford. I approved of this message”.

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    And then the sheep tearfully told the police, “We didn’t want to kill the farmer, but he just kept on sexually assaulting us!”. It was a terrible crime scene…