OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Photo By RICK WILKING/REUTERS

Winners will be announced after Friday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. John Burgess says:

    “So… all sorts of good things happened when we did this with the Chinese. What can we expect?”

  2. Tony W says:

    After joining together for charity, it was a natural next step that Bill Gates and Warren Buffett went on the ping pong circuit to promote their newfound partnership.

    “Table Tennis represents everything I stand for in sports” said a tired Gates after the match, “it has a great rhythm and gets more television audience than the NFL. I’m putting my money in Ping-Pong”

  3. Hal 10000 says:

    Microsoft’s paddle-based answer to Google Glass seems unlikely to catch on.

  4. JKB says:

    Now we know why Pong never made it into Microsoft Games.

  5. G.A.Phillips says:

    All the money in the world, still can’t dress or buy a ******* comb!!!!

  6. John425 says:

    They battle the Ping-Pong ball back and forth to the chant of: “One billion, two billion, three billion…”

    Contrarian investor Buffett plays the game that he calls “Gnip-Gnop.”

  7. “Bill, you seem to have as many holes in that paddle as you have in Windows 8.”

  8. The tax-exempt status for “Ping Pong Patriots” is still under review.

  9. Anonymiss says:

    Proof that two billionaires are not always better than one.

  10. Anonymiss says:

    Hey, I know you’re brilliant rich guys and all, but that’s not only cheating, it’s stupid.

  11. Anonymiss says:

    Positive Proof that intelligence and athleticism are mutually exclusive.

  12. Anonymiss says:

    You can’t BOTH get all the balls. I know this is a new concept for you, but have you ever heard of SHARING?

  13. “Ha! That’s 3-0, Bill. Now take off the shirt!

  14. rodney dill says:

    Try as they might Bill and Warren couldn’t get the ball past the dancing monkey boy.

  15. CSK says:

    Ping-Pong for Geezers: No table required.

  16. jd says:

    Whoo-o-oosh!

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    Rich White Men Can’t Jump

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    The only sport that billionaire nerds can actually play

  19. DanaLee says:

    “That’s mine” “Hey stay on your side!” “That was clearly yours to get…” “sheesh you suck as a partner”

  20. When they play ping pong, Chinese players watch.
    They are, the most interesting men in the world.
    Stay thirsty my friends.

  21. John425 says:

    Buffett: “Hey Bill, I transferred my fortune to your charity. Now you want my balls, too?”

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, did you hear about that new CBS show this Fall….ETHNIC HOUSEFIRE?”.

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, did you hear about that new NBC show with Michael J. Fox?’. “Wow, that raises the bar for CBS to give a show to someone with cerebral palsy!”.

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    “Shouldn’t we just pay someone to do this?”.

  25. rodney dill says:

    While NBC was adamant that the concept of ‘Celebrity Billionaire Apprentice’ was sound, it was doomed to failure by repeated appearances from Gary Busey.

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    Warren:”Did Gary Busey have a housefire last night I saw run outside screaming and waving his arms frantically!”

    Bill: “No, Gary Busey just wanted his neighbors to know that everything was normal at his house and not to worry about him…”.

  27. Keep playing philanthropist with me, Bill. After all, we can’t let that Mexican win.

  28. Keep playing philanthropist with me, Bill. After all, we can’t let that Mexican — Carlos Slim — win…again.

  29. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson:

    “No, Gary Busey just wanted his neighbors to know that everything was normal at his house and not to worry about him…”.

    …than one’s actually pretty funny.