Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, May 13, 2013
Winners will be announced after Friday PM
“So… all sorts of good things happened when we did this with the Chinese. What can we expect?”
After joining together for charity, it was a natural next step that Bill Gates and Warren Buffett went on the ping pong circuit to promote their newfound partnership.
“Table Tennis represents everything I stand for in sports” said a tired Gates after the match, “it has a great rhythm and gets more television audience than the NFL. I’m putting my money in Ping-Pong”
Microsoft’s paddle-based answer to Google Glass seems unlikely to catch on.
Now we know why Pong never made it into Microsoft Games.
All the money in the world, still can’t dress or buy a ******* comb!!!!
They battle the Ping-Pong ball back and forth to the chant of: “One billion, two billion, three billion…”
Contrarian investor Buffett plays the game that he calls “Gnip-Gnop.”
“Bill, you seem to have as many holes in that paddle as you have in Windows 8.”
The tax-exempt status for “Ping Pong Patriots” is still under review.
Proof that two billionaires are not always better than one.
Hey, I know you’re brilliant rich guys and all, but that’s not only cheating, it’s stupid.
Positive Proof that intelligence and athleticism are mutually exclusive.
You can’t BOTH get all the balls. I know this is a new concept for you, but have you ever heard of SHARING?
“Ha! That’s 3-0, Bill. Now take off the shirt!
Try as they might Bill and Warren couldn’t get the ball past the dancing monkey boy.
Ping-Pong for Geezers: No table required.
Rich White Men Can’t Jump
The only sport that billionaire nerds can actually play
“That’s mine” “Hey stay on your side!” “That was clearly yours to get…” “sheesh you suck as a partner”
When they play ping pong, Chinese players watch.
They are, the most interesting men in the world.
Stay thirsty my friends.
Buffett: “Hey Bill, I transferred my fortune to your charity. Now you want my balls, too?”
“Hey, did you hear about that new CBS show this Fall….ETHNIC HOUSEFIRE?”.
“Hey, did you hear about that new NBC show with Michael J. Fox?’. “Wow, that raises the bar for CBS to give a show to someone with cerebral palsy!”.
“Shouldn’t we just pay someone to do this?”.
While NBC was adamant that the concept of ‘Celebrity Billionaire Apprentice’ was sound, it was doomed to failure by repeated appearances from Gary Busey.
Warren:”Did Gary Busey have a housefire last night I saw run outside screaming and waving his arms frantically!”
Bill: “No, Gary Busey just wanted his neighbors to know that everything was normal at his house and not to worry about him…”.
Keep playing philanthropist with me, Bill. After all, we can’t let that Mexican win.
Keep playing philanthropist with me, Bill. After all, we can’t let that Mexican — Carlos Slim — win…again.
“No, Gary Busey just wanted his neighbors to know that everything was normal at his house and not to worry about him…”.
…than one’s actually pretty funny.
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