OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Stoned Hedge Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Stoned Hedge Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.




First: Fake Dispatch – 420… 421. Whatever it takes.

Second: Patrick McCainRon Paul supporters rally for the Acapulco Gold standard.

Third: John BurgessAs a new concept for the Statue of Liberty, this one fails.


CSK – “Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled asses…”

Tony W – The Little BookSmokeshop of Horrors.

Robert W. ArmijoForget about what you heard about the Zombie Apocalypse, kids. It’s Day of the Triffids!!!

Paul Hooson Some guys sure go to pot…

dood – Is he the one with the doobies?

John425 – Dems deploy “Rock the Vote” team.


Garrison Keiller wouldn’t recognize ‘Lake Wobegon’ any more.

Another OTB commentor formerly known as ‘Herb’

The years have not been kind to Oscar the Grouch

The Monday Contest has already come clean on government involvement.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Sorry Rodney, “We named her Mary Jane for some reason or other,” was at least twice as funny as anything you picked. Most of those I don’t even get.

    Then again, maybe I just don’t get today’s sense of humor? Probably the latter.

  2. Patrick McCain says:

    Far out, 2nd place! Back on my game I am….

    Ozark, you are just in a slump. We’ve all been there, but channel failure into constructive energy. ūüôā

  3. rodney dill says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: You didn’t get 420, 421 Whatever it takes?
    That’s a classic. I thought of it even before I started this contest. Then someone hits it right off the bat.

  4. Paul Hooson says:

    Thanks so much Rodney. I think that this is the first time that “honorable mention” and my own name have ever been used in the same sentence. Almost reminds me of the time where my brother and I were in a professional office, and a fellow greeted us by saying. “Hello, gentlemen”, and my brother and I turned around and said, “where, where?”. But, all jokes aside, thanks once again.

  5. “Fake Dispatch … has asked me to tell you, in a very long speech which I cannot share with you presently‚ÄĒbecause of time‚ÄĒbut I will be glad to share with the press afterward, that he must… very regretfully cannot accept this very generous award.

    And the reason for this being… are the treatment of Fake Twitter Accounts today by the film industry‚Ķ excuse me‚Ķ and on television in movie re-runs, and also the recent happenings at Wounded Knee.

    I beg at this time that I have not intruded upon this evening and that we will, in the future…our hearts and our understanding will meet with love and generosity.

    Thank you on behalf of Fake Dispatch.”