Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, April 25, 2013
Winners will be announced after Monday PM
420… 421. Whatever it takes.
The Little Bookshop of Horrors
Spent hippie: “….sorry maaaaaaan, the OWS folks are, like, over there by all the trash, dirty needles and fecal matter. No worries bruh”.
Wanna smoke my joint?
No, man, I’m Henry. Dave’s not here.
As a new concept for the Statue of Liberty, this one fails.
“Uh… Can a bus? what?”
Is he the one with the doobies?
Sadly the Denver Broncos chose not to change their name to the Denver Potheads.
And the winner of the Worlds Ugliest Baby Contest is…
“Well, we named her Mary Jane ’cause the name just seemed to fit.”
“Hey… Anyone know where I can get some pot?”
“Occupy Wall Street” stalls out.
“Dude! This is good sh*t.”
Dems deploy “Rock the Vote” team.
Another “Bush” considers running for President.
Two parents are talking at a cocktail party.
“Hey, how’s your son doing? The one that wanted to become a doctor…”.
Well, I suppose that’s one good argument for abortion.
Some guys sure go to pot…
The one good Tsarnaev brother….
Every family used to dream that one son becomes a doctor, one son becomes a lawyer, one son becomes a priest, one son becomes a pot head…..The fifth son is Chinese….Everyone knows the fifth child is always Chinese….
Ironic, that while I’m sitting making up jokes about this guy being a lazy ass pot head…I just neglected to bring my dog outside, so he just shitted up my hallway. Pretty ironic, huh? Irony is something….
The worst guest ever for Robert Schuller’s HOUR OF POWER to give one of those inspirational life stories about his rags to riches business success story.
“Duh, my dad’s a lawyer, and duh, he tells me that one of those marathon bombing victims that lost both legs wanted to sue the bomber’s family, duh. Duh, my dad tells the guy, duh, the actual bomber is dead. You can’t sue their family. Duh”. “You don’t have a leg to stand on”….duh”.
“Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled asses…”
Planti Te’o of Humboldt State is mistakenly selected in the NFL draft.
Ron Paul supporters rally for the Acapulco Gold standard.
“Can I pay the new pot tax in seeds, dude?”
Harry Potter’s long lost brother, Henry Pot-ter.
Forget about what you heard about the Zombie Apocalypse, kids. It’s Day of the Triffids!!!
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