OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced after Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. 420… 421. Whatever it takes.

  2. Tony W says:

    The Little Bookshop of Horrors

  3. markm says:

    Spent hippie: “….sorry maaaaaaan, the OWS folks are, like, over there by all the trash, dirty needles and fecal matter. No worries bruh”.

  4. Michael Hamm says:

    Wanna smoke my joint?

  5. Mr. Prosser says:

    No, man, I’m Henry. Dave’s not here.

  6. John Burgess says:

    As a new concept for the Statue of Liberty, this one fails.

  7. rodney dill says:

    “Uh… Can a bus? what?”

  8. dood says:

    Is he the one with the doobies?

  9. rodney dill says:

    Sadly the Denver Broncos chose not to change their name to the Denver Potheads.

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    And the winner of the Worlds Ugliest Baby Contest is…

  11. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Well, we named her Mary Jane ’cause the name just seemed to fit.”

  12. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Hey… Anyone know where I can get some pot?”

  13. John425 says:

    “Occupy Wall Street” stalls out.

    “Dude! This is good sh*t.”

    Dems deploy “Rock the Vote” team.

  14. rodney dill says:

    Another “Bush” considers running for President.

  15. Paul Hooson says:

    Two parents are talking at a cocktail party.

    “Hey, how’s your son doing? The one that wanted to become a doctor…”.

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    Well, I suppose that’s one good argument for abortion.

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    Some guys sure go to pot…

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    The one good Tsarnaev brother….

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    Every family used to dream that one son becomes a doctor, one son becomes a lawyer, one son becomes a priest, one son becomes a pot head…..The fifth son is Chinese….Everyone knows the fifth child is always Chinese….

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    Ironic, that while I’m sitting making up jokes about this guy being a lazy ass pot head…I just neglected to bring my dog outside, so he just shitted up my hallway. Pretty ironic, huh? Irony is something….

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    The worst guest ever for Robert Schuller’s HOUR OF POWER to give one of those inspirational life stories about his rags to riches business success story.

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    “Duh, my dad’s a lawyer, and duh, he tells me that one of those marathon bombing victims that lost both legs wanted to sue the bomber’s family, duh. Duh, my dad tells the guy, duh, the actual bomber is dead. You can’t sue their family. Duh”. “You don’t have a leg to stand on”….duh”.

  23. CSK says:

    @John Burgess:

    “Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled asses…”

  24. Planti Te’o of Humboldt State is mistakenly selected in the NFL draft.

  25. Patrick McCain says:

    Ron Paul supporters rally for the Acapulco Gold standard.

  26. “Can I pay the new pot tax in seeds, dude?”

  27. Harry Potter’s long lost brother, Henry Pot-ter.

  28. Forget about what you heard about the Zombie Apocalypse, kids. It’s Day of the Triffids!!!